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Gronk

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Our taksi driver today attempted to kidnap us on the way to Kuta as he decided that we should spend the day in Jimbaran. A bit like getting a cab from Blacktown to Parra and the driver decides that you should go to Hornsby. After some shouting in Indoenglish he conceded and took us where we wanted. I wont say anything else other than he was muslim and not (traditional) balinese hindu. f**king merkin.

The penny should have dropped that he was trouble when he stopped for a piss on the road after only a few kms.
 

Parra Pride

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I would have been suspicious the moment I noticed he was a taksi driver, and not a taxi driver, it's your own fault Gronk.
 

SDM

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Sounds pretty standard, if you travel in a Taksi as a single man over there, it doesn't matter what you say, they just hear either; Brothel or the restaurant my brother owns.
 

born an eel

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Sounds pretty standard, if you travel in a Taksi as a single man over there, it doesn't matter what you say, they just hear either; Brothel or the restaurant my brother owns.
does your brother have an interest in single man SDM? not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)
 

parra pete

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Give it away Thorpie (Ian Thorpe). You were an all time great. Nothing to prove now.
Admit it, you are past it....and retire gracefully before you miss out on selection in the Olympic team.
As the great Paul Keating once said of Andrew Peacock..'A soufflé doesn't rise twice'.
 

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