General off season footy/sport/current affairs chatter

Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Suitman, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Poupou Escobar

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    Typical Labor bogan class-war propaganda.

    My parents were staunch Labor voters and they were also drug addicts - my old man spent time in prison when I was a young fella, while my mum ended up on methadone while neglecting her kids.

    No one was 'born to rule' less than I was, yet I still see the Liberal party as the party that best represents me. At least they don't provide incentives for useless merkins to stay useless.
     
  2. Poupou Escobar

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    Looks like the forum nazi has arrived.

    lol
     
  3. Parra Pride

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    Politics are f**king boring.

    #Youareallmerkins
     
  4. EELICIT

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    Politicians are whats wrong with the world! Unfortunately we cant change it :(
     
  5. EELICIT

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    You seem to know your stuff. I for one am not looking forward to what the world will become. Looks like we dont have a say unfortunately !
     
  6. Maroubra Eel

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    Oh well I'd better stop investing in super. Sounds like we are not going to be around much longer. I'm going to blow it all on alcohol and strippers.
    I hope you're right.
     
  7. EELICIT

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    good move live it up !
     
  8. Maroubra Eel

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    Makes you wonder why the rich guys who run the world are even bothering to make shitloads of cash. Afterall they are planning on wiping everyone out with nuclear war.
     
  9. Hollywood Jesus

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    lol @ everyone who ignores the forthcoming Apocalypse.

    The nWo can't do anything about that. They're as screwed as the rest of us.

    Except me. And Suity if he can actually build stuff (which I've heard is doubtful).
     
  10. Maroubra Eel

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    What should I be doing HJ? Is there anything I can do to survive?
     
  11. Parra Pride

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    I don't believe in superstitious homey pokey like 2012 being the end of the world.

    #Kony2012
     
  12. Suitman

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    I have a Bunnings account. Will that come in handy?
    Other than that, I know the basics, and have a nail gun, which I guess will come in handy to shoot cockroaches for food.

    Suity
     
  13. Parra Pride

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    Don't be silly Suity, when the inevitable nuclear apocalypse happens cockroaches will be the only things that survive, and will be the ones using us as food.

    #Steins;Gate
     
  14. Poupou Escobar

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    :lol:

    If you start shooting them now you can sew their skins together to create your own CBRN suits.
     
  15. Suitman

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    All except HJ. He has a survival plan. And he's taking Macquarie Scorpians with him. He's still trying to get me on board though. I'm suspicious. I think he just wants my limited building knowledge, my Bunnings account and my bottom.

    Suity
     
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  17. TheParraboy

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    Ive built a bunker
     
  18. Gronk

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    I've kidnapped Les Hiddins from Bush Tucker Man and are going bush with my family.

    I was going to get Bear Grills from Man vs Wild only he drinks his own urine way too often.
     
  19. Hollywood Jesus

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    Plenty of people have limited building knowledge and we'll just be able to raid Bunnings so neither of those things are of interest to me.

    Learn to live without the comforts of our modern, tech-centred society. Learn to hunt, grow organic food, develop a willingness to kill other human beings for survival, acknowledge my status as Supreme Post-APocalyptic Overlord...stuff like that.

    You might wanna start by giving up some modern comforts. If I were you I'd try the internet first.
     
  20. sportive cupid

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    If you are building an Ark, you will need more than just two wankers on board.;-)
     

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