Glenn James Maxwell - THE BIG SHOW...

[Wizardman]

Is he the Chuck Norris of cricket????

 

[TheParraboy]

Is he the Chuck Norris of cricket????

I would say Bruce Lee tbh....

 

[8Ball]

Glenn Maxwell can take 2 wickets with 1 ball

 

[Earl]

Glenn Maxwell once scored a century of only 15 balls

 

[HevyDevy]

Bowlers deliberately run on the pitch when they bowl to him so that they'll be forced out of the attack.

 

[gUt]

I heard that when he closes his eyes to have a swing it's because he has to protect his eyes from the flashes of brilliance exploding all around him.

 

[TheParraboy]

Glenn Maxwell once scored a century of only 15 balls

thats the most fraudulent factless thing i have ever heard

It was actually twice

 

[Earl]

Glenn Maxwell once took 7/0 off 1 over

 

[Twizzle]

double play ?

 

[hineyrulz]

Glenn Maxwell can take 2 wickets with 1 ball

I'm sure there's a Matty Wade joke in there somewhere

 

[8Ball]

I'm sure there's a Matty Wade joke in there somewhere

:lol:

 

[8Ball]

I heard that when he closes his eyes to have a swing it's because he has to protect his eyes from the flashes of brilliance exploding all around him.

Thats a lie. Its to protect the crowd from the intense focus in his gaze

 

[Earl]

In 1927 Donald Bradman was awarded the Glenn Maxwell Young Cricketer of the Year Award

 

[8Ball]

Glenn Maxwell once scored 3 centuries in a match

 

[Mr Angry]

Alan Border has agreed, next year it will the Big Show Medal.

 

[JW]

The cherry shall be placed on top of this whole MaxDerp situation when MaxDerp begins reffering to MaxDerp in 3rd person.

 

[HevyDevy]

Glenn Maxwell once led his side to a comprehensive victory despite the fact that there was no play possible due to rain.

 

[gUt]

When the Big Show carries on like a complete f**king sore loser wanker or abuses a batsman he's just had caught on the rope, it's not bad sportsmanship. He's simply reinventing the game of cricket.

 

[vvvrulz]

The Big Show understands Duckworth Lewis.

 

[Sphagnum]

The only thing funnier than this thread is the whole Langer/Martyn love child thing Maxwell has going on.