And here, perhaps, is why Perth doesn't have an NRL team. Not bogan enough. :sarcasm: :lol:
don't worry, everyone who becomes a Reds member and isn't originally from the Eastern states will be issued with the following as part of their membership pack:
1. Mullet wig (available in black with bleached rats tail or slightly dirty blonde)
2. Once black but now a faded grey AC/DC Tshirt
3. Can of VB
4. Australia flag boardies
5. V8 racing car thongs (available in Holden or Ford, please state preference)
6. Red flanellete padded shirt for night games
Eastern RL fans now living in Perth simply need to turn up as if on a posh night out with the missus!