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[Bazal]

Is a 'good merkin' a double negative?

Why is a merkin a negative?

I quite enjoy making things look fresh and festive tbh

 

[Soren Lorenson]

It's not negative, it's relative to the merkin you are calling a merkin. Hence my request for clarification.

 

[Bazal]

I suppose it might be negative if it was made of horse hair. That makes me break out in hives

 

[Soren Lorenson]

I suppose it might be negative if it was made of horse hair. That makes me break out in hives

I thought they had to be made out of people hair!!!!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Aw man, that reminds me of the funniest thing I ever saw. I picked up this Kikuyu woman at Parklea Market and when I got her into my van and took off her overalls I was expecting to see very curly pubic hair. You can imagine my surprise when she was wearing a merkin made for sale in Vietnam! lol good times...

 

[Bazal]

I thought they had to be made out of people hair!!!!

I don't think so. I tried to donate and it didn't go over so well.

 

[Gronk]

 

[phantom eel]

Lol.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She might've been Maasai.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lol.

He is calling you an 'idiot' Phantom. I wouldn't let him get away with it!

 

[Gronk]

Hayne showed 'em on the weekend.

Now he just needs to make a difference every week to earn back respect from most merkins.

 

[phantom eel]

Surprised he didn't put his hand up for City Origin, to try and kick (or re-) start his rep career.

 

[Eelogical]

Hayne showed 'em on the weekend.

Now he just needs to make a difference every week to earn back respect from most merkins.

Yeah, two tries against the Knights. That had rep form written all over it.

 

[The EELiminator]

Yeah, two tries against the Knights. That had rep form written all over it.

why bust your arse when you know you will be in the team anyway

 

[Parra Pride]

Hayne always turned it on in Origin. All shit about him leaving us aside, if Pearce get's back in after delivering nothing but shit, Hayne is easily there as well.

 

[Eelogical]

why bust your arse when you know you will be in the team anyway

That's why I think our current fullback is a much better fit for Team Parra these days. He actually busts his arse every week.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Daley said he'd spoken to Hayne and that he's "more than in the mix." I can't think of anyone who won't be pleased to hear that.

 

[strider]

More than in the mix? .... how can you be more than in the mix? Perhaps he is the mix?

 

[EelsFan05]

Wasn't he meant to take up his option by the end of April?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

More than in the mix? .... how can you be more than in the mix? Perhaps he is the mix?

Definitely. First one picked. What a player.