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[Gary Gutful]

 

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[phantom eel]

Jarryd Hayne: The Headbutt Years.

 

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[Avenger]

Are you going to leave the site or have another pseudonym if he returns?

 

[strider]

In Haynes defense both slater and corey payne are merkins of the highest order and deserved to be headbutted

 

[phantom eel]

Are you going to leave the site or have another pseudonym if he returns?

No. I'm going to order one of those shirts.

You leaving, if he doesn't return?

 

[Avenger]

No. I'm going to order one of those shirts.

You leaving, if he doesn't return?

No. I'm going to order one of those singlets. Us Mediterranean Descendants always wear them, drafts can kill you know.

 

[T-Boon]

I suspect Hayne sees himself as the Lebron James of Parra coming back to win us a long awaited premiership. The only way he doesn't come back is if the 'club' (i.e. Greenberg) don't want him.

 

[phantom eel]

Arthur doesn't seem too fussed... Hayne can't come back to us if we don't end up making him an offer!

And interesting side note that if Beavis is investigated by the NRL Agent Accreditation Committee and dis-accredited before he signs Jarryd a rugby league deal for 2017, then essentially Hayne falls into rugby union's hands.

 

[Last Week]

Arthur doesn't seem too fussed... Hayne can't come back to us if we don't end up making him an offer!

And interesting side note that if Beavis is investigated by the NRL Agent Accreditation Committee and dis-accredited before he signs Jarryd a rugby league deal for 2017, then essentially Hayne falls into rugby union's hands.

Or Jarryd just gets a new manager...

 

[Noise]

Arthur doesn't seem too fussed... Hayne can't come back to us if we don't end up making him an offer!

And interesting side note that if Beavis is investigated by the NRL Agent Accreditation Committee and dis-accredited before he signs Jarryd a rugby league deal for 2017, then essentially Hayne falls into rugby union's hands.

Ha, yes I'm sure Hayne wouldn't be able to get a new manager. Idiot.

 

[phantom eel]

Would Hayne show such disloyalty to the man who has been alongside him every step of his "journey" (tm), steering his brand to continued media hype, er.. I mean coverage?

Would Hayne's "loyalty" to the Eels be greater than his loya;ty to Beavis? I don't think so.

I'm looking forward to starting the "Jarryd Hayne - Apologies to Phantom" thread when Hayne does sign up to rugby union, as there should be a lot of apologies coming my way! *laughing emoticion*

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm looking forward to starting the "Jarryd Hayne - Apologies to Phantom" thread when Hayne does sign up to rugby union, as there should be a lot of apologies coming my way! *laughing emoticion*

I doubt you'll get too many people posting in that thread. I might make a sympathy post though...

 

[Chipmunk]

Funnily enough I think what Phantom indicates with Beavis and his NRL accreditation is the exact reason why Israel Falou went to rugby union instead of the NRL, because his Manager had his NRL accreditation suspended at the time and would have received no commissions for him coming to the NRL.

I'd expect exactly the same to happen to The Plane if Beavis has his accreditation suspended.

 

[Noise]

Funnily enough I think what Phantom indicates with Beavis and his NRL accreditation is the exact reason why Israel Falou went to rugby union instead of the NRL, because his Manager had his NRL accreditation suspended at the time and would have received no commissions for him coming to the NRL.

I'd expect exactly the same to happen to The Plane if Beavis has his accreditation suspended.

Isaac Moses had a heap of clients who all managed to stay in rugby league and negotiate new contracts. Izzy went to union because we tried to squeeze him in way under Schubert's supposed value of Izzy, not because moses was not accredited.

 

[hybrideel]

Beavis would just do the negotiating and get some accredited person from his company to sign off on it

 

[Noise]

Beavis would just do the negotiating and get some accredited person from his company to sign off on it

Yep, which is what Moses did with Titan management.