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[T-Boon]

It is sand.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It's certainly one of the most useful for testing viscosity

How to Measure Viscosity

1. Weigh the empty graduated cylinder.
2. Fill the cylinder with fluid, and record the volume.
3. Weigh the full graduated cylinder. Subtract the mass of the empty graduated cylinder to determine the mass of the fluid.
4. Rub it on your nipples.

 

[El Diablo]

No. But I rubbed it all over my nipples.

you should have tried using it as toothpaste

 

[Gary Gutful]

you should have tried using it as toothpaste

I guess it could help with cavities.

 

[Bazal]

I guess it could help with cavities.

It seems unlikely. It's completely the wrong texture and surprisingly high in sugars

 

[Gary Gutful]

It seems unlikely. It's completely the wrong texture and surprisingly high in sugars

Think lower.

 

[Bazal]

Think lower.

My chest cavity?

 

[El Diablo]

i wonder if Hayne would have autographed it if you'd kept it

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Think lower.

Doesn't it still count? I know you can get drunk by sticking alcohol up your bum...

 

[Gary Gutful]

My chest cavity?

Arses, I was talking about arses FFS. Do I have to draw you an arse-o-gram?

Coights, dates, ringpieces...arses FFS!!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I know you can get drunk by sticking alcohol up your bum...

Really?

 

[Bazal]

Arses, I was talking about arses FFS. Do I have to draw you an arse-o-gram?

Coights, dates, ringpieces...arses FFS!!!!

I'm sorry I still don't follow...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Really?

Well I've only tried it a few times but apparently yes.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well I've only tried it a few times but apparently yes.

I heard that you can shampoo yourself in the same way.

After an ER visit I found out you cant.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I heard that you can shampoo yourself in the same way.

After an ER visit I found out you cant.

You think they'd put that on the bottle.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Can I just check - did we both just admit to inserting things in our arse for the sake of a cheap laugh?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Can I just check - did we both just admit to inserting things in our arse for the sake of a cheap laugh?

No. I was trying to get drunk. Well, more drunk. You're just weird.

 

[Bazal]

Can I just check - did we both just admit to inserting things in our arse for the sake of a cheap laugh?

I'm sure there are worse reasons for inserting things into your arse

 

[Gary Gutful]

No. I was trying to get drunk. Well, more drunk. You're just weird.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

 

[El Diablo]

Doesn't it still count? I know you can get drunk by sticking alcohol up your bum...

does that mean you can get pissed and pass a breathalyser?