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[Bazal]

Apart from the long hair they did an excellent job.

That was the style when he was first walking the earth mate.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That was the style when he was first walking the earth mate.

Ah, fair point. I'm sure the second enormous statue will be in current style.

 

[Bazal]

Ah, fair point. I'm sure the second enormous statue will be in current style.

I haven't checked the stadium rebuild thread but I think the 243m Hayne statue was approved at a council thingy last night

 

[phantom eel]

Who says we need to?

All the people in the rumours thrad saying Norman and Edwards will be released if Hayne returns.

That's a net loss for the Eels right there, if true.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I haven't checked the stadium rebuild thread but I think the 243m Hayne statue was approved at a council thingy last night

Yes... I hope that the 243m is without the crown that should be on his head. Just make it the tallest thing in Australia FFS!

 

[Bazal]

Yes... I hope that the 243m is without the crown that should be on his head. Just make it the tallest thing in Australia FFS!

I think they're adding the crown after he wins us the premiership, actually. At the same time they put the third Dally M and the CC medal around his neck.

 

[Noise]

All the people in the rumours thrad saying Norman and Edwards will be released if Hayne returns.

That's a net loss for the Eels right there, if true.

Wasn't it just one person? With a couple of other comments about a few of them returning later to training?

 

[phantom eel]

I'm still catching up on my post-holiday reading...

 

[Dibs]

What's wrong with wishful thinking? Who didn't want Jarryd to be more than an overpaid chump?

And I've been right about him not coming back to Parra for the past three years... wouldn't have thought BA was silly enough to risk spoiling what we've got and releasing players to sign a meme, but in BA we trust!

It wasn’t wishful thinking you stated as fact.

 

[phantom eel]

When can anyone describing whether they think a player is back to their best be anything more than stated as opinion?

Ffs, it's an internet forum... and if it wasn't for opinions it would be empty.

 

[El Diablo]

Yeah but, bums on seats

Wanderderp fans destroy the seats

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

When can anyone describing whether they think a player is back to their best be anything more than stated as opinion?

Ffs, it's an internet forum... and if it wasn't for opinions it would be empty.

I can't stand people sitting on the fence. Are you for or against the return of Hayne?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS Gary, where's that picture of the guy with the fence fetish!?

 

[El Diablo]

I can't stand people sitting on the fence.

do you prefer it if they sit on your face?

 

[El Diablo]

FFS Gary, where's that picture of the guy with the fence fetish!?

at his grandparents house

 

[Dibs]

When can anyone describing whether they think a player is back to their best be anything more than stated as opinion?

Ffs, it's an internet forum... and if it wasn't for opinions it would be empty.

But you didn’t say it was your opinion you said it was wishful thinking. So which one was it? Was it your opinion that after a field goal he had made it or that you wished he had made it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

he didn't say that at all, his agent did

Hayne never got the offer till the next day (from his agent) but by then he had signed with the Tits

its all a bit smelly for mine

Hayne automatically adds 60% more smelly.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

do you prefer it if they sit on your face?

Well I don't own him but I'm sure he won't mind.

 

[phantom eel]

But you didn’t say it was your opinion you said it was wishful thinking. So which one was it? Was it your opinion that after a field goal he had made it or that you wished he had made it?

Both? It was a positive opinion. The opinion has been proven wrong.

Opinions aren't fact, and should never be confused in that way, unless someone is looking to attempt a petty forum fight...

 

[phantom eel]

I can't stand people sitting on the fence. Are you for or against the return of Hayne?

Perhaps my subtlety was misleading... I am against Hayne's possible return, think it would be the worst option for the club, and was pretty much just being facetious.