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[Parra Pride]

When your club moved you on to make way for the high profile signing of Super-Mega star Origin winning half back Trent Hodkinson you know you aren't that good a half.

Also some merkins clearly still need to get over the fact that Hayne went elsewhere.

 

[hineyrulz]

He's a better option than we'll play in the halves for the rest of this season.

Gee thats a massive wrap.......

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gee thats a massive wrap.......

 

[Happy MEel]

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That's a standard size wrap Gary.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Based on any reasonable assessment that is a wrap that is packin' plenty of junk in the trunk.

 

[Happy MEel]

Based on any reasonable assessment that is a wrap that is packin' plenty of junk in the trunk.

It's nothing more than a Twister...not that there's anything wrong with that, Twisters are awesome.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Twister, my arse.

 

[hybrideel]

That looks like a dirty big kebab

 

[Happy MEel]

Twister, my arse.

Are you propositioning me Gary?

 

[hineyrulz]

That looks like a dirty big kebab

Definitely a 3am job.

 

[Gronk]

Some merkin on NRL360 said last night that Mitchell Moses was chirping "this is my house" (meaning his home ground) to puddin Hayne all match. Hence why he said it after his winning FG.

 

[Mr Pmatta]

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Kebab?

 

[Kornstar]

That Hindy interview with Hayne didn't really do much for Parra fans and their feelings towards him did it?

Sounds like he repeated what he had heard from the people who pushed him to the Titans because the words didn't sound natural too me and a little drummed into him.

I still think he would like to be at Parra and his advisors steered him well clear of us.

 

[T-Boon]

My prediction is Hayne runs amuck and gets MOM today.
2 x tries;
3 x try assists;
1 x line break assist;
1 x 40/20;
2 x forced knock-ons;
1 x intercept;
100 running metres.

 

[phantom eel]

Thanks for bumping the Hayne thread, Korny. I'm glad there's more than a few of us still interested in one of our most legendary ex-players...

Jarryd made his decision to sign on the Gold Coast, and he now has to stick to the same descriptions of why he made that decision. It sounds scripted and drummed into him, but that's what being a media "brand" is all about.

Didn't some people on here reckon Hindy hated Hayne during their playing days together? If true it might also have explained some of Jarryd's seeming "unnatural" replies?

 

[phantom eel]

My prediction is Hayne runs amuck and gets MOM today.

My prediction is the Titans will be complacent against Newcastle, and Hayne will "phone it in" during the first half... before realising his team is in trouble, and turning on a few nice touches (that the commentators will jizz over) to make sure they Gold Coast get the two points.

 

[T-Boon]

Thanks for bumping the Hayne thread, Korny. I'm glad there's more than a few of us still interested in one of our most legendary ex-players...

Jarryd made his decision to sign on the Gold Coast, and he now has to stick to the same descriptions of why he made that decision. It sounds scripted and drummed into him, but that's what being a media "brand" is all about.

Didn't some people on here reckon Hindy hated Hayne during their playing days together? If true it might also have explained some of Jarryd's seeming "unnatural" replies?

Hindy did not like Hayne. He couldn't say a positive word about him without qualifying it in some way. The most obvious smack down was Hindmarsh published his list of best players played with at the Eels in the game day magazine towards the end of his career and named Hodgson ahead of Hayne at fullback haha.

 

[T-Boon]

My prediction is the Titans will be complacent against Newcastle, and Hayne will "phone it in" during the first half... before realising his team is in trouble, and turning on a few nice touches (that the commentators will jizz over) to make sure they Gold Coast get the two points.

My predictions above include that the GC and Hayne will be complacent and "phoning it in". Haha, this will be like Hayne playing against SG ball level.

 

[Gronk]

So how did puddin go today ?

#masterclass

 

[Chipmunk]

So how did puddin go today ?

#masterclass

His team won pretty easy without him having to even bother getting out of 1st gear.