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[emjaycee]

I think we'll all come out of this a little bit wiser. I for one never truly appreciated the fact that Jesus never actually lost his shit. Thanks, Jarryd.

But HE did.
Jarryd needs to read the 'play' book more.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Jesus isn't real.

He's like leprechauns, Santa Claus and Cronulla fans.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

But HE did.
Jarryd needs to read the 'play' book more.

In the temple you mean? Do you think He walked about screaming, "This is My house!!"?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Jesus isn't real.

He's like leprechauns, Santa Claus and Cronulla fans.

There was a Cronulla fan once, but he seems to have disappeared after somebody put money in his TAB account.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

If you're so confident, invite Jazza to your daughter's wedding and order no alcohol from the caterers.

I think we'll all come out of this a little bit wiser. I for one never truly appreciated the fact that Jesus never actually lost his shit. Thanks, Jarryd.

Maybe he kept it in little labeled bags?

 

[T-Boon]

Hayne has been terrific since returning.
He should start giving Bennett and the Broncos shit to build up that rivalry. I'd also like him to start commenting on really controversial issues such as abortion. How good would it be if he dropped some comment about abortion into a post match interview with Freddy?

 

[Avenger]

Jesus isn't real.

He's like leprechauns, Santa Claus and Cronulla fans.

It's a fact that he walked the earth. It's just up to you if you believe in the resurrection.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

I cant make out what Nicholson is saying but I think it is something to do with Jesus.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

"Jarryd Hayne breaks down"

Yeah he did that with us too. Don't trust the merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

Damn shame.

 

[Suitman]

It is actually.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

lol Hayne is a dumbass

 

[Gary Gutful]

I never realised it, but if you look closely enough Hayne is actually wiping his tears with a $100 note.

 

[eels_fan]

Gonna be funny next week when Hayne needs us to beat the Warriors in NZ for the Titans to make the finals (they'll lose this week to Penrith and next week to the cows).

I almost wouldn't be too disappointed in us losing in a close one, hell make it in golden point, just so he can keep his awesome record of finals appearances (and given then Titans looked certainties before signing him...)

 

[phantom eel]

Poor Jarryd.

He and his manager will find some way for him to overshadow the game with media headlines, even though he may not play...

 

[phantom eel]

Surprise surprise... Mr Milk The Media Headlines has now been confirmed as a definite starter, after his injury "scare", lol.

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...ullback-against-panthers-20160826-gr2f9t.html

 

[phantom eel]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...d/news-story/e6c687273bf71c2561db9fe1de32c309

22. Should Jarryd Hayne slot back into the NSW fullback spot in 2017?

No, James Tedesco should be fullback 66%
Yes, he is the best No. 1 in NSW 34%

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh Jarryd, you master manipulator you...