Colman’s Call: Jarryd Hayne’s rugby league aura is gathering dust
Mike Colman, The Courier-Mail
March 8, 2017
NEIL Henry and I share the same predicament. We’ve both got
Jarryd Hayne in our team and we’re worried we’ve done our dough.
I’ve only got him in my SuperCoach team while Neil’s Titans play in the NRL, but with a miserable 39 points in round one it’s still a major concern.
I noticed that one columnist described Hayne as “the Donald Trump of the NRL”, given his propensity to take to Twitter and cry “fake news” whenever he is offended by media coverage of his latest brain fade.
It’s a very good line, but I think a more apt comparison would be with Zsa Zsa Gabor, the Hollywood actor who earned the epithet “famous for being famous”.
After all, what is Jarryd Hayne noteworthy for right now other than being Jarryd Hayne?
It surely can’t be for his scintillating displays as a rugby league player. There haven’t been any of those for a long time. His Dally M Player of the Year trophy has been gathering dust since 2014.
In the meantime Hayne has played just seven games of rugby league, all in the latter part of 2016, and none of them overly memorable other than for a matchwinning field goal against the Tigers.
Which is not to say he wasn’t playing football in the interim. Just not our kind of football.
While it is true that Hayne fearlessly chased his dream all the way to San Francisco, he hardly made a splash on the US sporting landscape. He was a short-lived oddity over there.
Back here in Australia however his celebrity far outstripped his achievement.
More newspaper column centimetres and cyber space were filled with running coverage of the Hayne NFL experience than Donald Trump could attract for a month of campaign promises.
His every move, utterance and thought was breathlessly reported with all the importance of the Moon landing.
If only he had actually been doing something to warrant it.
Remember that joke about rugby league wingers being blokes who hang around with footballers? That was Jarryd Hayne for the latter part of his NFL career – not that it in any way diluted the interest of the media, fans, sponsors or rugby league executives back home.
Like Zsa Zsa, in Australia at least, Hayne was famous for being famous.
And it obviously went to his head. Given the way he has carried on since his return, he seems to have forgotten the correlation between performance and fame.
Maybe he’s seen himself described as the “best player in the game” so many times that he actually believes it.
Personally, I’m yet to be convinced.
I’m lucky though. If he doesn’t start producing the goods pretty soon I can trade him for another $244,700 player who is prepared to have a go.
Poor old Neil Henry is stuck with him.
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