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[RustedonEel]

How about getting a job
And work like everyone else

He obviously does'nt have to .................. yet !

 

[Happy MEel]

Looks like the Hayne Plane's comeback didn't even take off...

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/former-parramatta-eels-star-jarryd-haynes-ambitious-return-to-the-nrl-dealt-major-blow/news-story/388483910c0e4ee4832b6ba4ad7717a9

Jarryd Hayne’s rugby league comeback has been dealt a fresh blow with the former NRL superstar withdrawing from the opening games of the Nines Premier League carnival on the Gold Coast with injury.

Despite being named as a starter for the United team on Saturday, Hayne didn’t take part in the warm-up and was later ruled out of the day’s action.

The two-time Dally M Medal winner is currently nursing a hamstring injury and it is unclear if he will feature in the tournament at all.

Too big for his hammies

 

[blue bags]

He obviously does'nt have to .................. yet !

Some people come across As Special
Refusing to submit to normal behaviour

 

[the phantom menace]

He apparently made it on the field on day 2... but hammy twinged again, and Hayne later complained about having to make three tackles in a row in his "comeback"

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/fans-say-same-thing-about-jarryd-haynes-rugby-league-comeback/news-story/c9ea714c4cf227e5834e863e74dde3b0

 

[Stagger eel]

How about getting a job
And work like everyone else

it's funny you say that...

a few years ago I worked with an ex team mate of his who decided to just swap his footy boots with a fork lift licence at a drop of a hat because he knew the lemon had been squeezed out of him and just wanted to move to the next phase of his life.

he tried to talk Hayne into doing the same at the 2018 whilst he was going through his court and legal battle but he wouldn't have a bar of it....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He was only 30 then as well. Such a waste. He should've had a couple of years left in him. If you were world class at 26 you'd think you should still be at least a solid first grader in your early thirties. Tedesco is still going at 32 and Slater played until he was 35.

 

[the phantom menace]

Had the world at his feet, until he started thinking too much with his dick.

 

[Stagger eel]

He was only 30 then as well. Such a waste. He should've had a couple of years left in him. If you were world class at 26 you'd think you should still be at least a solid first grader in your early thirties. Tedesco is still going at 32 and Slater played until he was 35.

except he didn't have an offer to resume his career anyway....oh wait! there was that apparent "Dragons" contract he was set to sign but the Dragons denied it ever happened.

 

[Gronk]

Locked in

 

[T-Boon]

it's funny you say that...

a few years ago I worked with an ex team mate of his who decided to just swap his footy boots with a fork lift licence at a drop of a hat because he knew the lemon had been squeezed out of him and just wanted to move to the next phase of his life.

he tried to talk Hayne into doing the same at the 2018 whilst he was going through his court and legal battle but he wouldn't have a bar of it....

Maybe Hayne just has higher standards and other plans than to get a fork lift license and be a labourer type. People who accept “mid” are fine with that but not high achievers.

 

[King-Gutho94]

I was informed a few weeks back Hayne was also chased by the Hills Bulls as well as Wenty to play in the RMC.

Hayne decided on Wentworthville.

But seems like the 3rd tier comp clubs are still keen on the Hayne Plane and will generate massive interest for the RMC if he does stay fit

 

[Incorrect]

I was informed a few weeks back Hayne was also chased by the Hills Bulls as well as Wenty to play in the RMC.

Hayne decided on Wentworthville.

But seems like the 3rd tier comp clubs are still keen on the Hayne Plane and will generate massive interest for the RMC if he does stay fit

*fat

 

[blue bags]

The Haynes Planes has landed
Soon to take Off again in the NRL
But this time playing Front Row. Prop
Beefed up Haynes Planes
B52 Bomber

 

[King-Gutho94]

The Haynes Planes has landed
Soon to take Off again in the NRL
But this time playing Front Row. Prop
Beefed up Haynes Planes
B52 Bomber

Just get him to land at Kogarah it's where he does his best work

 

[the phantom menace]

The Haynes Planes has landed
Soon to take Off again in the NRL
But this time playing Front Row. Prop
Beefed up Haynes Planes
B52 Bomber

Yep, with shades of 1970s fat Elvis...

 

[T-Boon]

The Haynes Planes has landed
Soon to take Off again in the NRL
But this time playing Front Row. Prop
Beefed up Haynes Planes
B52 Bomber

Is that Japanese style poetry?

 

[TheParraboy]

Is that Japanese style poetry?