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Hayne - The Alien on Roids.

thesloth96

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Im sick of you stuck up Eels supporters bragging about how good Hayne is. Not only do i know some controversial secrets about the freak, but i have decided to share them with you sick deluded, sub-human freaks.

At the age of 14 "Jennifer" Hayne had a sex change and formally became known as Jarrad Hayne. Also he has no parents, he was born in a test tube which gives him the alien looks and abilities. And he is also poppin roids everyday to enhance his superhuman alien moves.

Great work Eels.

P.S I cant wait to get out to Povo park (Parra) to watch you dole bludgers get your pov arses wooped by the elite PENRITH PANTHERS!:crazy:

Do you know when he changed his name from Jarrad to Jarryd???
 

JessEel

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also - lol at calling us 'Pov'

not only is it INCORRECT MEGANAUGHT - i haven't heard that word used as an insult since i was 13 :lol:
 

TheParraboy

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Im sick of you stuck up Eels supporters bragging about how good Hayne is. Not only do i know some controversial secrets about the freak, but i have decided to share them with you sick deluded, sub-human freaks.

At the age of 14 "Jennifer" Hayne had a sex change and formally became known as Jarrad Hayne. Also he has no parents, he was born in a test tube which gives him the alien looks and abilities. And he is also poppin roids everyday to enhance his superhuman alien moves.

Great work Eels.

P.S I cant wait to get out to Povo park (Parra) to watch you dole bludgers get your pov arses wooped by the elite PENRITH PANTHERS!:crazy:



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The Colonel

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Pretty sure the Grub is the pathetic Pantha Boy in a new carnation...

He was in here last season whipping up a troll fest about this time.

Ignore him and his frustrated repressed homosexuality will take care of him.

:lol: Looks like it

A flyweight trying to fight at the heavyweight level.....
 

Mickyd39

Juniors
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1,569
What the hell is this guy on?:?

i think he must be high from smelling Frank Pritchard's dirty undies.

i think he may like to smell other blokes undies.
 

Eelementary

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Im sick of you stuck up Eels supporters bragging about how good Hayne is. Not only do i know some controversial secrets about the freak, but i have decided to share them with you sick deluded, sub-human freaks.

At the age of 14 "Jennifer" Hayne had a sex change and formally became known as Jarrad Hayne. Also he has no parents, he was born in a test tube which gives him the alien looks and abilities. And he is also poppin roids everyday to enhance his superhuman alien moves.

Great work Eels.

P.S I cant wait to get out to Povo park (Parra) to watch you dole bludgers get your pov arses wooped by the elite PENRITH PANTHERS!:crazy:

You're boring. Quit boring everybody.

And while you're at it, do the population a favour and go shack up in Iraq somewhere.
 

TheMoneyBoxMan

Juniors
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133
:lol:I think it's funny. In between his mummy changing his nappy and his afternoon nap he comes in here and tries to stir sh*t. Poor dumb penriff fan it's a wonder he could string a whole sentence together!
 

slippery_sucker

Juniors
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:lol:I think it's funny. In between his mummy changing his nappy and his afternoon nap he comes in here and tries to stir sh*t. Poor dumb penriff fan it's a wonder he could string a whole sentence together!

The sad thing is he probably bumps the penrith fans IQ levels up abit...:)
 

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