headlines we dont want to see in 2009

[mxlegend99]

"NZ Warrior Sonny Fai presumed drowned"

Hopefully no other headline is as close to being as depressing and heartbreaking as this.

 

[doggone]

Dogs win the Wooden Spoon

 

[Stagger eel]

"NZ Warrior Sonny Fai presumed drowned"

yep..gimme any headline except the one we saw today..I hope and pray to whoever's out there that we don't see it again this year..or ever.

 

[mik01]

(insert any team other than Broncos) wins Premiership!
Gallop: "We can't enforce Nine to show games under the current contract"
Gallop sells NRL at a discount to Nine: Again
Gallop: "ummm, ahhhh"
Rebecca Wilson back on the Footy Show!
Fatty quits Footy Show!
Another sex scandal rocks (insert team)
Souths bailed out by the NRL
Russell Crowe makes new movie

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"rabbitohs miss wooden spoon with 79th minute penalty goal to win 2-0 over penrith"

"david shillington missing, presumed kidnapped by 40 winks"

*insert headline* by rebecca wilson

 

[wittyfan]

Lol @ the swipe at Shillo!

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"Willie Mason's facebook status: 'we've got four toey humans in duh car, fire up merkin'"

"Brent Grose plays first grade again"

 

[Fiji~Bati]

QLD lose 2009 State of Origin.(probably won't happen)
Benji Marshall out for the season.
Farah signs with the Gold Coast Titans.

 

[TeamSatan]

"Panthers re-sign elliott for 5 years"

"Jennings to sign with roosters"

"Clinton to return to panthers"

 

[Scottey]

Yeah agreed... "Warriors star presumed drowned"...
Pricey was crying at the press conference...

Anything that doesn't have the words "union" "super league" or "sonny bill williams" in it would be nice.

 

[nqcowboy87]

he was too young-heartfelt euolgy given at sonny fais funeral as teammates mourn

 

[nqcowboy87]

bye bye burnsie-travis burns released signs with wakefield
im lovin it-burns excels at wakefield, no intention to return to nrl

oops wrong thread

 

[mt albert lions]

David Gallop resigning as CEO

 

[Stagger eel]

Drug scandal rocks the NRL.....

NRL player linked to sexual assult claim...

secret payments to NRL stars revealed...

 

[mt albert lions]

secret payments to NRL stars revealed...

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