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[pixie nipples]

Excuse me children, but Chris was a very well endowed man. He went off like a firecracker in the sack.

Something none you pubescent children will ever be capable of.

 

[Choppies]

how is the old fart?

 

[pixie nipples]

You insensitive bastard. He was the best man to walk this earth and you make derogatory comments about the deceased.

You truly are gutless.

 

[Choppies]

well hes truely lifeless

 

[Poida_Raider]

pretty sure he's the gutless one now

 

[pixie nipples]

only in the literal sense of his death young poida.
But he showed a lot of cunning and strength as a man, a gentleman in fact

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

He was a turd.

His missus is a turdette.

 

[pixie nipples]

How dare you make derogatory remarks about my dearly departed husband! He was more a man than anyone else ever to walk God's green Earth.

How can people be so insolent?

 

[Agent Mulder]

How dare you make derogatory remarks about my dearly departed husband! He was more a man than anyone else ever to walk God's green Earth.

How can people be so insolent?

Because we can.
Nobody likes your dearly departed husband as he was a crook and the scum of the earth.

I hope his death was as painful as the people who stole you stole money from heartbreaks.

 

[Anonymous]

How dare you make derogatory remarks about my dearly departed husband! He was more a man than anyone else ever to walk God's green Earth.

How can people be so insolent?

Ah shut up you old bat.

 

[pixie nipples]

Gary, children should be seen and not heard

 

[Twizzle]

only in the literal sense of his death young poida.
But he showed a lot of cunning and strength as a man, a gentleman in fact

Was he a cunning linguistic.

 

[pixie nipples]

My my! You do seem to enjoy bedroom talk twizzle.

And in answer to your question , yes

 

[Twizzle]

Like trying to spread apart an old toasted cheese sandwich.

 

[pixie nipples]

only someone who has tried it would know

 

[Twizzle]

I prefer hot crumpet, to old cheese.

And I'm talking kitchen talk, your the one that assumes me to be talking bedroom talk, you old floosie.

 

[Houdini]

:-& I think I am going to throw up

 

[Twizzle]

Don't throw up on your kitty.

I already have fur balls (not what you are thinking).

 

[Houdini]

it was this line that did it -

Like trying to spread apart an old toasted cheese sandwich.

twizzle :arrow: back to word of the day thread

 

[Anonymous]

:-&