Hey Bastards Youse want the ideal Chrissy Presso for the Sharky That Has Everything

[bad boy bubby]

As a major sponsor of your website I expect a shirt as a kickback.
I'm too drunk to know my size

 

[Frenzy.]

As a major sponsor of your website I expect a shirt as a kickback.
I'm too drunk to know my size

I didn't think of that.

I want my money back.

I even kicked in extra for a new pack of Depends.

 

[Quigs]

FARKKKENNNN SPONSORS.... MAJOR FARKKKKENNN SPONSORS.....

I've got to get a bigger truck !!!

Still out of pocket at least $250. Bloody Gillard Guv'ment

Anyhow you might be in for a slice of luck Cap'n .... whinging grovelling curtis

 

[newman]

I can advertise them on facey if you want Quigs. I'll be taking one too. Question: what size are you wearing?

 

[coolumsharkie]

I'm having problems with the verification thing.

 

[Quigs]

OKAY... FOR ALL THE WHINGY POOFY CHECHIN TORY MOANING TYPES.....

Ive engaged the services of the DaSoup look-a-like to model the latest t-shirt in broad central qld midday sunshine.

There's blues and there's black.

Noice... hey.

The model is wearing a size 2XL.... and he usually finds T shirt sizes small. This one has plenty of room.

 

[Quigs]

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After stuffing around and working out details with me mate at the local EP Post Office I have decided on the following...... I can see myself getting a bit time consumed in the organising and distributing of this very fine product.

So this is it. The shirts are now $25.00. plus postage.

All shirts will be sent via Aus Post Satchel Bags... when you use the form off the biff website to place your order ... you will see an email address. Now if I place your provided email address along with the other details required you can trace your delivery... you will be notified I believe. ie item left Emu Park date etc... Item with Courier @ etc. I believe this is what happens with them.

As I said it is going to involve a bit of stuffing around my end that is why shirts are now $25.00

Okay postage...

ONE SHIRT... sent Satchell bag under 500gms = $7.85 so I am calling 8 bucks.

THREE TO FOUR SHIRTS... or under 3kg in Satchell Bag = $12 I am calling 12 at this stage.

NOW THOSE THAT HAVE ALREADY PAID... VIA MY ACCOUNT.. YOU ARE COOL @ $22.00. ORDERS AFTER NOW ... (well 2pm your summer time = $25 plus postage)

NOW IF YOU LIVE IN FARKKKENN VANUATU AND YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE...

Shirt = $25
Air Mail = $11.90
Registered Air Mail = $17.90

I am not accepting two big shells and a coconut.

ORDERS THROUGH THIS PAGE... and remember that your email will make your postage trackable.

AND NOTE: I am doing this in good faith, once it has been posted it is Aus Post problem not mine... I have not lost anything in auspost yet .... so youse have all been warned.

ORDER HERE http://www.eraofthebiff.com/shirt_order_page.html

AND MAKE SURE YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE REFERENCE OF YOUR PAYMENT WHO YOU ARE........VERY IMPORTANT THAT

 

[Quigs]

I'm having problems with the verification thing.

Whats happening Cools... anyone else having problemoes.

 

[DJShaksta]

Will be transferring the $$$ next week Quigs.
I'll make sure it's more than enough to cover any adjustments.
You pharken old champion - shirt looks awesome. We should have a forum meet pre-derby game next year

 

[coolumsharkie]

It's ok I got it through finally.. Just wasnt accepting it.

 

[Frenzy.]

updated pic

Check the time of posting ... "got up to take a leak" yeah yeah I woke up this time, no need to change the sheets. The rustling of the plastic woke me up.

Youse is the first person to use the new you beaut online form Cap'n

YOU OTHER BASTARDS... ORDER HERE..... THIS IS THE LINK.

Thanks for the new pic Quigs but now I think the blue is too blue and the black way too dark

 

[blacktip-reefy]

pharken photoshopped & now the price has gone up! I shouldna said I pay more for more blue & more black

 

[Quigs]

The way the orders are going Honourable Reey Son I might be moving out of the Park and into Farkkken Hedges Farkkkken Ave, Gold Coast quicker then you think. I am already on the lookout for a pair of white sandshoes.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

I am already on the lookout for a pair of white sandshoes.

Go good with your orange skin.

 

[Quigs]

Go good with your orange skin.

Its all tropical here in Capricornia

 

[Jubileeboy]

I can see this ending up on ACA. :lol:

Internet scam if ever I seen one ;-)

 

[Ausguy]

Didn't dousty do Something similar?

 

[Windy70]

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NOW IF YOU LIVE IN FARKKKENN VANUATU AND YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE...

Shirt = $25
Air Mail = $11.90
Registered Air Mail = $17.90

I am not accepting two big shells and a coconut.
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Farrkin dam it.

Anyone want to buy a really big shell and a coconut? Will cost you like 45 bucks?

Nice work Quigs.

Is Eraofthebiff.com on the back? Should be mate.

 

[coolumsharkie]

This ^^

 

[Quigs]

I can advertise them on facey if you want Quigs. I'll be taking one too. Question: what size are you wearing?

Howdy Newie. If you would be so kind as to promote them on Facebook it would be cool. just ask them to read all the stuff... I am not eBay and it is all done in good faith. (anyone that carries on can go and get...)

I have finished refining the order form off the biff website.

You can link to the order page of.. http://www.eraofthebiff.com/shirt_order_page.html

or there is a link button off the homepage at the very bottom of the left hand column.

I am going to start spreading it around too. If it gets out of control I will probably up the ante a bit. Time is money... blah blah blah.

The size I am wearing is a 2xl - the perfect body size. (they seem to have a lot of room)