Hot Man Thread- For The Laydees

[Eelementary]

Ewwwwwwwwww!! If you've read the book you'd know that he's stuck at the age of 17 when he became a vampire, so technically, not a pedo. Plus, who cares, he's f**king HOT.

Wait...He's a vampire?

So what you're saying is, not only is he a 200-year old paedohpile, but a necrophiliac to boot?

Wow...Some men have all the luck...

 

[StormChaser]

He doesn't want to shag dead people so he's not a necro, you'll just have to read the book to understand. If you don't fall in love with him, you don't have a pulse.

 

[Twizzle]

I've shagged a women who didn't have a pulse

the original starfish

 

[The Preacher]

I said to the Mrs the other night,

"Sorry Luv, did I hurt you??"
"No, why??"
"You moved !!!"

 

[StormChaser]

Hence why I shall remain single forevs!! lol,

 

[McLovin]

ghey

 

[God-King Dean]

Uber.

 

[God-King Dean]

This

 

[God-King Dean]

This is the real sh*t.

 

[Monk]

Wolverine > Sebretooth

 

[God-King Dean]

Liar !

 

[Monk]

nay;

 

[McLovin]

Wolverine + Ryu in Xmen VS Street Fighter was teh pwnage...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMIkIKg9FSQ

 

[JessEel]

I think im in love with Chris Heighington... I didn't mean to, it just sort of happened..

 

[Eelementary]

This is the real sh*t.

Should have grown his hair imo. He'd look far mre savage and scary with longer hair - more primal.

 

[Eelementary]

He doesn't want to shag dead people so he's not a necro, you'll just have to read the book to understand. If you don't fall in love with him, you don't have a pulse.

Technically he's undead, so he'd still indulge willingly in the act of necrophilia.

 

[JessEel]

He's not the one sleeping with dead people. He's sleeping with alive people, she's sleeping with dead people!

BTW - i quite like twilight - but i'd LOVE to know when the books were written. V Similar storylines to my other favourite Vampire story!

 

[Eelementary]

You're all ruining my jokes with your literal takes!

:crazy:

 

[StormChaser]

Eel, as much as I love you, Edward Cullen is da sh*t! You can't joke about him!!!!

 

[Eelementary]

I don't know who that is.

All I know about Twilight is that that awful band with the cute redhead singer made the song for it.