If you're not gay, you're in denial. There's no doubt that any straight man would tap that ass!No, no - I got this. The phrase you're looking for is, "She fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - upon hitting the ground, the Earth opened up, swallowed her whole and the immense pressure of the Earth's core had its way with her. And now she's here."
If you're not gay, you're in denial. There's no doubt that any straight man would tap that ass!