How many Big Toe nails have you lost???

[simmo1]

A few years back, me and a few mates were drunk and started knocking over letterboxes and 'For Sale' signs (f**k you, don't act like you've never done it). I took a really long run up at one letterbox and kicked it with everything I had. It was made of concrete. I toe-poked instead of going from the side. My foot got stuck in the slot. Big toenail came straight off. Couldn't walk properly for a week.

Everytime I walk back past that letterbox, I have to cross over to the other side of the road. The memories are too painful.

 

[Kiki]

OOOWWW

when i broke my arm last year the guy putting on my cast said people always come in with drunken injuries but try to lie like i errr...tripped?

he said this one guy punched a for sale sign and his mates had to bring him to the hospital with the sign attached coz his arm hurt too much to pull it out. lolz.

 

[Garts]

Permantly missing one on my right big toe. Girl dropped a brick on it when I was about 3, nearly lost my toe. Only ended up losing my nail a few years later.

 

[Twizzle]

softer than Shane Watson

 

[StormChaser]

You play soccer. You deserve to have NO toes let alone toe nails. Huzzah!

 

[Martli]

None 'cause i am the master of the universe.

 

[Monk]

only lost percentages of it, not the whole thing. mostly playing sport

 

[Martli]

I lost a percentage of it when I cut it with the nail clippers. Doesn't count bro.

 

[Monk]

I lost a percentage of it when I cut it with the nail clippers. Doesn't count bro.

no. like 50% bro.