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How to Please a Woman

DRRRAGONS

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Not sure if this has been posted before:

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
 

Twizzle

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I was on the 5th floor :D

(then I went to the pub, thats why it was empty)
 

madunit

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I think its crap. In my experience, women are easy to please. All you have to do is make them happy. :mrgreen:
 

Alba

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hahahahahahahaha :D

madunit yeah but these meatheads wouldnt know how to do that!!

JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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aussies1st said:
get her a brazilan :D

and i assure you that depending on the girl you may get slapped hard enough that you will have a red mark on your face for weeks to come!

To please me, take me to the footy :D LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!! and give me LOTS of hugs! and im happy
 

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