POPEYE
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I once knew a bloke who couldn't fight his way out of wet paper bag with his fists but no-one went near him when he was cranky, put many a man on his arse with a Liverpool Kiss. Since concussion is the easiest way to put an opposition player out of action what will be one of the many ways to do it once it becomes fashionable
Run in with both arms outstretched, turn the head at the last moment and use the parietal bone (horn) to smash an eye socket will be preferred by most front rowers ala Graham. Second man in will probably use the frontal bone, every other bone below it is a sucker for this motherf**ker. Anyone trying to use other than these two as a weapon should stick to tackling around the legs
Then there's always the accidental knee, care has to be taken to aim properly, a knee can be hurt badly if it hits a parietal or frontal bone and it would be embarrassing if the wrong bloke went off. Can imagine the day will come when big blokes start walking like Serena, practice using hips to the head will have it's side effects
At least chicken wings, grapples and crunches will be superseded and disappear in favour of anything and everything than can cause concussion. Worst still, how many players will use it as an excuse to leave the field pretending they don't want to go when they're having a bad hair day . . . no scans to prove they're full of shit
Run in with both arms outstretched, turn the head at the last moment and use the parietal bone (horn) to smash an eye socket will be preferred by most front rowers ala Graham. Second man in will probably use the frontal bone, every other bone below it is a sucker for this motherf**ker. Anyone trying to use other than these two as a weapon should stick to tackling around the legs
Then there's always the accidental knee, care has to be taken to aim properly, a knee can be hurt badly if it hits a parietal or frontal bone and it would be embarrassing if the wrong bloke went off. Can imagine the day will come when big blokes start walking like Serena, practice using hips to the head will have it's side effects
At least chicken wings, grapples and crunches will be superseded and disappear in favour of anything and everything than can cause concussion. Worst still, how many players will use it as an excuse to leave the field pretending they don't want to go when they're having a bad hair day . . . no scans to prove they're full of shit