I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[T.S Quint]

Langer should get out there overnight with some basting sauce

Great. Now I’m hungry.

 

[84 Baby]

Great. Now I’m hungry.

Like a Portuguese chicken farmer?

 

[T.S Quint]

Like a Portuguese chicken farmer?

Portuguese chicken farmers are never hungry. What with being surrounded by Portuguese chickens all day and such.

 

[84 Baby]

Portuguese chicken farmers are never hungry. What with being surrounded by Portuguese chickens all day and such.

I see what you’re saying.

Portuguese chicken farmer would be like a turducken style, Portuguese flavour filled delicacy

 

[84 Baby]

Will it be Ashes or Washes?

 

[Bazal]

Will it be Ashes or Washes?

'Taches

Merv Hughes the star

 

[84 Baby]

Hands up if you said it as Oshez or washes with a hard A

 

[Bazal]

Hands up if you said it as Oshez or washes with a hard A

I said ah-shes or wah-shes

While dah-ncing.

 

[84 Baby]

That is a god awful jacket that non ranga Woody is wearing

 

[Bazal]

That is a god awful jacket that non ranga Woody is wearing

I mentioned that in the cricket forum.

Who dressed the poor merkin, his ex-wife?

 

[84 Baby]

I mentioned that in the cricket forum.

Who dressed the poor merkin, his ex-wife?

Cough lavender marriage cough

Unless you’re referring to his divorce from Mark Woodforde. Who got custody of the trophies?

 

[Bazal]

Cough lavender marriage cough

Unless you’re referring to his divorce from Mark Woodforde. Who got custody of the trophies?

Bernard Tomic stole them to drink Passion Pop out of, I believe

 

[84 Baby]

Bernard Tomic stole them to drink Passion Pop out of, I believe

Closest he’ll come

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Can umpires be fined a percentage of their match fee?

 

[Bazal]

Can umpires be fined a percentage of their match fee?

Tbh I think they should double Joel Wilson's so he can get the ocular assistance he so desperately needs...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Tbh I think they should double Joel Wilson's so he can get the ocular assistance he so desperately needs...

Could be the way to go. I was thinking 3-400%.

 

[84 Baby]

Could one of these merkins just feather one to Paine! FFS!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Could one of these merkins just feather one to Paine! FFS!

Close enough!

 

[84 Baby]

Close enough!

It works!

 

[84 Baby]

Why did he bother reviewing that one?