I had a dream...

[Captain BF]

Welcome back Pete!

 

[bartman]

Just been throwin' shapes on Guitar Hero...that's about it. ;-)

Some windmill guitar I hope?

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Don't blame me for it being OVERRUN with rubbish. Haven't been allowed on here for three months. Have a look in your own backyard, and your own posts.
'Let he without sin cast the first stone...'

Has Someone Called For A Counselor????

I Am Here At Your Service.

Basil Fawlty Esq
BA, DH, FW, AH, FI,
University Of Riverwood
Specialising In Brain Damage

References

I saw Basil when I had problems with communication.
He worked out what my difficulties were and now I am whole.
Thank you Basil - Que Que Que

I had problems with sexual repression
A friend told me about Basil Fawlty
I saw him and in one visit all my problems drifted so very far away
Thank You Basil

I lived my life fussing over everyone else, making sure they had everything they needed and were happy.
I didn't know I had issues with insecurity, self-esteem & self-respect
until I met Manual. I wanted to meet the man who helped Manuel heal
himself of all his childhood issues.
Now I am healed, content and very happy
Thank you Basil

Happy satisfied clients under the care of Basil Fawlty

Boooooooooo Casper

 

[Angry_eel]

look what the cat dragged in ;-)

Looking forward to reading some pointless poems and anecdotes.

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Just been throwin' shapes on Guitar Hero...that's about it. ;-)

Are you creating any riffs???? If so when can I have a listen???

I now write lots of songs by creating a feel on an acoustic steel string and then feel the melody and then the images come alive and bingo a song is born. Will have these songs recorded for the documentary being created, presently in pre-production.

It's all about the life of HJ and his resurrection from Parramatta Jesus to Hollywood Jesus. What a most complexed work of art (still in progress) this reformation of HJ really is.

I want him to wear a T-Shirt that says
"Please Be Patient
God Is Not Finished With Me Yet!

I am going to suggest to HJ that he contact the production team behind Star Trek to see if they would use him as a real 3d character in their next series we recommend calling "Beyond All Frontiers". He really would not be out of place, even acting as a sexual deviate alien with an enormous sexual appetite for anything that moves.

What do you think????

I am sure many members of this brilliant awesome forum can come up with a plot for each of the 24 episodes. Please feel free to post them here..... Hollywood agents are scanning this forum everyday searching out talent, particularly writers like Parra Pete, Ron Jeremy, Suitman, Stagger Eel, Benoir91, Hellsy, Strider, Bartman, The Colonel, Fish Eel, Gronk, Lucablight, Hindy111, Parraeelz, Natheel, Angry Eel, Bigfella, Parra-Matters, Salvy71, TheParraBoy, Eelicit, Mickyd39, Eelementary, Ninyrulz, FuifuiMoimoi, Raudonikus, Fee, Gazzamatta, ElectricEel, Lewiscook, Bazal, etc, etc.

What a plethora of talent we have here. The next Monty Python group could evolve out of this lot!!!!!!

Booooooooooo Casper;-)

 

[parra pete]

look what the cat dragged in ;-)

Looking forward to reading some pointless poems and anecdotes.

Pointless? Pointless? well I am absolutely flabberghasted.

The Law for the Wolves

Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936)


NOW this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky,
And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.

As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth forward and back;
For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

Wash daily from nose tip to tail tip; drink deeply, but never too deep;
And remember the night is for hunting and forget not the day is for sleep.

The jackal may follow the tiger, but, cub, when thy whiskers are grown,
Remember the wolf is a hunter—go forth and get food of thy own.

Keep peace with the lords of the jungle, the tiger, the panther, the bear;
And trouble not Hathi the Silent, and mock not the boar in his lair.

When pack meets with pack in the jungle, and neither will go from the trail,
Lie down till the leaders have spoken; it may be fair words shall prevail.

When ye fight with a wolf of the pack ye must fight him alone and afar,
Lest others take part in the quarrel and the pack is diminished by war.

The lair of the wolf is his refuge, and where he has made him his home,
Not even the head wolf may enter, not even the council may come.

The lair of the wolf is his refuge, but where he has digged it too plain,
The council shall send him a message, and so he shall change it again.

If ye kill before midnight be silent and wake not the woods with your bay,
Lest ye frighten the deer from the crop and thy brothers go empty away.

Ye may kill for yourselves, and your mates, and your cubs as they need and ye can;
But kill not for pleasure of killing, and seven times never kill man.

If ye plunder his kill from a weaker, devour not all in thy pride,
Pack-right is the right of the meanest; so leave him the head and the hide.

The kill of the pack is the meat of the pack. Ye must eat where it lies;
And no one may carry away of that meat to his lair, or he dies.

The kill of the wolf is the meat of the wolf. He may do what he will,
But, till he is given permission, the pack may not eat of that kill.

Lair right is the right of the mother. From all of her years she may claim
One haunch of each kill for her litter, and none may deny her the same.

Cub right is the right of the yearling. From all of his pack he may claim
Full gorge when the killer has eaten; and none may refuse him the same.

Cave right is the right of the father, to hunt by himself for his own;
He is freed from all calls to the pack. He is judged by the council alone.

Because of his age and his cunning, because of his gripe and his paw,
In all that the law leaveth open the word of the head wolf is law.

Now these are the laws of the jungle, and many and mighty are they;
But the head and the hoof of the law and the haunch and the hump is—Obey!

 

[Casper The Ghost]

look what the cat dragged in ;-)

Looking forward to reading some pointless poems and anecdotes.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Boooooooooo Casper

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Pointless? Pointless? well I am absolutely flabberghasted.

The Law for the Wolves

Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936)


NOW this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky,
And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.

As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth forward and back;
For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

Wash daily from nose tip to tail tip; drink deeply, but never too deep;
And remember the night is for hunting and forget not the day is for sleep.

The jackal may follow the tiger, but, cub, when thy whiskers are grown,
Remember the wolf is a hunter—go forth and get food of thy own.

Keep peace with the lords of the jungle, the tiger, the panther, the bear;
And trouble not Hathi the Silent, and mock not the boar in his lair.

When pack meets with pack in the jungle, and neither will go from the trail,
Lie down till the leaders have spoken; it may be fair words shall prevail.

When ye fight with a wolf of the pack ye must fight him alone and afar,
Lest others take part in the quarrel and the pack is diminished by war.

The lair of the wolf is his refuge, and where he has made him his home,
Not even the head wolf may enter, not even the council may come.

The lair of the wolf is his refuge, but where he has digged it too plain,
The council shall send him a message, and so he shall change it again.

If ye kill before midnight be silent and wake not the woods with your bay,
Lest ye frighten the deer from the crop and thy brothers go empty away.

Ye may kill for yourselves, and your mates, and your cubs as they need and ye can;
But kill not for pleasure of killing, and seven times never kill man.

If ye plunder his kill from a weaker, devour not all in thy pride,
Pack-right is the right of the meanest; so leave him the head and the hide.

The kill of the pack is the meat of the pack. Ye must eat where it lies;
And no one may carry away of that meat to his lair, or he dies.

The kill of the wolf is the meat of the wolf. He may do what he will,
But, till he is given permission, the pack may not eat of that kill.

Lair right is the right of the mother. From all of her years she may claim
One haunch of each kill for her litter, and none may deny her the same.

Cub right is the right of the yearling. From all of his pack he may claim
Full gorge when the killer has eaten; and none may refuse him the same.

Cave right is the right of the father, to hunt by himself for his own;
He is freed from all calls to the pack. He is judged by the council alone.

Because of his age and his cunning, because of his gripe and his paw,
In all that the law leaveth open the word of the head wolf is law.

Now these are the laws of the jungle, and many and mighty are they;
But the head and the hoof of the law and the haunch and the hump is—Obey!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Boooooooooooooooooo Casper

 

[parra pete]

Welcome back Pete!

Thanks Dick...Great photo today. You looked very PROUD...

 

[NorthShoreEel]

It just says something too me about the internet in general..

 

[Fitz]

Yep, fully refreshed after a three month BAN for putting an opinion....still haven't been told what yet. AND it was extended from a month to three months because I requested an explanation..
My how things have changed in the three months though..
Krisnan Inu and Jarryd Hayne have gone from the whipping boys of the forumites to the Whooopee boys. Both have gone from overpaid players to must sign at a higher rate players.
Todd Lowrie, Jeff Robson, Nathan Cayless and Luke Burt have progressed from super gooses to super stars....
AND Tim Smith is no longer the answer to whatever was perceived as the problem...

You don't tug on supermans cape,
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask of the old lone ranger,
AND you don't mess around with Slim.
(with apologies to Jim Croce)
Source - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2979435

As a celebration, we should unban JTB

 

[Belly in Brisvegas]

The riffs are already created...I just execute te f**kers with precision and face pulling.

 

[JessEel]

Hi Jess, Where is the evidence that I have made fun of you, that I have had a go at you personally?????? That I am directing attacks at you????

What if you find out one day that I am sincere and pure in my intent???? That your claims/actuations are just imagined slights with no substance to back them????? Meaning..... fantasy, illusion, delusion, fiction, fairytales.

Is it possible that you are presently acting as an add meaning machine, adding meanings derived from your past (from your stories/experiences) that have absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever......!!!

That my only crime is that I am just different without ever doing any harm to you or to anyone else in this forum?????

This present behaviour of yours is just like dipping a brand new white shirt into a bucket of mud and then taking it back out again....... the mud (the morass) is all your past stuff (stories/experiences/issues etc) and the white shirt is me, someone new in your life who you have never met before, have had no personal dealings with whatsoever. Have I ever harmed you, or lied to you or stolen something from you or have back-stabbed you?????? Have you ever lived with me or worked with me etc????

Are you not creating a controversy where there isn't one????

Please bring forward proof of your claim to back your claim/s.

This is a photo of my 3 eldest daughters taken earlier this year

This is my youngest daughter who turned 2 Feb 2009

Booooooooooooooo Casper

You are making fun of me, because i am a proud member of 'the herd'.
Your last post, with the sheeple and the obey, that is directed at people who are on the forums regularly, who have long standing connections with other members and defend each other's posts, yea?
That's me - and im not ashamed of it at all. I do however, have a massive problem with being told that my friends and i are sheep.

Dude, i was directing that post at ANYONE and EVERYONE who makes claims and tries to poke fun at 'the herd', not just yourself. There are plenty of them out there who often acuse posters here of being in a gang, or a clique.. Yours was just the latest post, and you have to know that if you are going to post oversized large cartoons in every post, you are going to get quoted/singled out.

No! I don't know you from a bar of soap - but i do know that your posts are full of unintelligent, unfunny dribble, and are making 90% of threads on this forum painful to read! and i am allowed, as a forum member, to call you out on that! I don't need to see your family, i have family too, one of them is on this forum, and she probably thinks you're annoying too!

You don't know anyone on this forum from a bar of soap either, so what right do you have to tell us we are mindless sheep?



If we are a clique - you know what, we are the EASIEST f**king clique to gain access to. We talk to EVERYONE, invite EVERYONE to meet us and join us at games/drinks. We all have different opinions, and we have different arguements, but we still talk to each other. Its about respect. We will be nice to anyone who bothers to be nice to us.



This post probably makes no sense, f**k ya's all for making ME sound like the dribbling idiot now!! :lol:

 

[strider]

ummmmm .... you forgot to post your meaningless cartoon/image/youtube link at the end of the post jess - i think its mandatory in this thread :lol: :lol:


but yeah - what jess said is right ..... there are a few who bleet (get it? bleet - sheep) on about not being allowed to have their opinion on here etc etc, blah blah blah - its a load of crap .... i agree the mods are a bit heavy handed at times, but hey, they are the mods, live with it ..... and the rubbish about sheep - pfft .... I tend to find in life, the ones who crap on alot about people being sheep/conformists are the ones with some sort of problem - they love to think they are so special and different - there's nothing wrong with sharing the same opinion as others .... infact it reminds me of the South park emo's episode where the emos crapped on adnauseum about being different to everyone else, but in reality, sheep :lol: - in the spirit of this thread, I'll find a picture :lol:

 

[bartman]

You are making fun of me, because i am a proud member of 'the herd'.
Your last post, with the sheeple and the obey, that is directed at people who are on the forums regularly, who have long standing connections with other members and defend each other's posts, yea?
That's me - and im not ashamed of it at all. I do however, have a massive problem with being told that my friends and i are sheep.

Dude, i was directing that post at ANYONE and EVERYONE who makes claims and tries to poke fun at 'the herd', not just yourself. There are plenty of them out there who often acuse posters here of being in a gang, or a clique.. Yours was just the latest post, and you have to know that if you are going to post oversized large cartoons in every post, you are going to get quoted/singled out.

No! I don't know you from a bar of soap - but i do know that your posts are full of unintelligent, unfunny dribble, and are making 90% of threads on this forum painful to read! and i am allowed, as a forum member, to call you out on that! I don't need to see your family, i have family too, one of them is on this forum, and she probably thinks you're annoying too!

You don't know anyone on this forum from a bar of soap either, so what right do you have to tell us we are mindless sheep?



If we are a clique - you know what, we are the EASIEST f**king clique to gain access to. We talk to EVERYONE, invite EVERYONE to meet us and join us at games/drinks. We all have different opinions, and we have different arguements, but we still talk to each other. Its about respect. We will be nice to anyone who bothers to be nice to us.



This post probably makes no sense, f**k ya's all for making ME sound like the dribbling idiot now!! :lol:

Wow...

I read Caspers posts in this thread and I didn't draw that conclusion at all?

 

[JessEel]

 

[JessEel]

Wow...

I read Caspers posts in this thread and I didn't draw that conclusion at all?

ok, no probs. Obvs not fit to own a keyboard at the moment.

 

[strider]

Wow...

I read Caspers posts in this thread and I didn't draw that conclusion at all?

what conclusion did you draw barty? just a few random pictures all with the same intent?

 

[bartman]

Not that at all Jess, everyone has a right to own a keyboard!

I just thought Caspers comments were pretty harmless though worth reflecting on, and - as he has gone onto say - not directed at any particular person?

Reactions like this imo to general things people say don't go a long way to making people like Casper feel the respect you speak of, or feel like they are part of the everyone (no matter what their opinion) who are welcome to meet up with the regular posters on here etc. Just my two cents, I'll shut up now too... in case your cartoon begins to reflect real life!

 

[bartman]

what conclusion did you draw barty? just a few random pictures all with the same intent?

I just thought it was someone having his say, in (general) response to people before him who had chosen to have their say about him (specifically).

Harmless stuff, and imo not the stuff to take personally. But each to their own, and as I said last night maybe this is all down to the phase of the moon?