I saw the Eels game was on so I decided to poke my eyes out with a burning stick

[Bandwagon]

That's it, a thread about things you'd rather do than watch the 2025 Eels

 

[This Year?]

Hi,
I'm a Dragons fan who watched his team lose to the 2025 Eels. Instead of poking my eyes out i put a sparkler down he eye of my penis and lit it because f**k it what else could I do to "celebrate".

I hope this can at least make anyone crack a smile because footy is an endless soul destroying exercise unless you support a wanker club like Storm/Roosters etc.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

You could’ve been courteous and poked my eyes out first merkin!!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

@This Year? you bastard - you had that sparkler down your wanga before kickoff didn’t ya??

 

[PARRA_FAN]

I'm not sure where Id start, ears or eyes? To avoid watching that diabolical performance or not hear Ennis in commentary?

 

[This Year?]

@This Year? you bastard - you had that sparkler down your wanga before kickoff didn’t ya??

I got a whole box of the things ffs!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

I got a whole box of the things ffs!

Careful mate you’ve already got the Dragons you don’t need another sadomasochistic vice in your life - no matter how good it feels!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's it, a thread about things you'd rather do than watch the 2025 Eels

Watch 1995 Eels.

 

[Parra Pride]

Hi,
I'm a Dragons fan who watched his team lose to the 2025 Eels. Instead of poking my eyes out i put a sparkler down he eye of my penis and lit it because f**k it what else could I do to "celebrate".

I hope this can at least make anyone crack a smile because footy is an endless soul destroying exercise unless you support a wanker club like Storm/Roosters etc.

Hey man, you also watched your team let 2024 Parramatta score 40 points against you when you needed to win to make the finals!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey man, you also watched your team let 2024 Parramatta score 40 points against you when you needed to win to make the finals!

Whilst also scoring 40 points.

 

[Parra Pride]

Whilst also scoring 40 points.

Scoring 40 against us and losing the game is definitely something.

 

[hineyrulz]

Hi,
I'm a Dragons fan who watched his team lose to the 2025 Eels. Instead of poking my eyes out i put a sparkler down he eye of my penis and lit it because f**k it what else could I do to "celebrate".

I hope this can at least make anyone crack a smile because footy is an endless soul destroying exercise unless you support a wanker club like Storm/Roosters etc.

 

[eels4lifee]

Does Anyone have the feeling that the Tigers are going to thump us?

 

[Cumberland Eel]

*hump

 

[hineyrulz]

*hump

Dry or under the clothes??