Ideas for new sharks song

[Jimako]

Thanks beeker, i've had that for ages & wanted to give it to Scott in marketing but I wanted to add another verse.

 

[beekershark]

Geez I'm glad you didn't give it to him mate, a surefire way to f**k something up !

 

[Jimako]

yeah your probably right mate, i think Paul is filling in for now. What we need is someone with some fresh ideas in there, a bit creative.

 

[Frenzy.]

yeah your probably right mate, i think Paul is filling in for now. What we need is someone with some fresh ideas in there, a bit creative.

Nope, The Fox hasn't got the gig. Madeleine Tomczyk is acting marketting manager.

 

[sharkadelic]

Ok I've had an Idea....(god please forgive me)

Sung to AC/DC'S 1980 classic "Shook me all night long"


he is a fast machine
he keeps his record clean
he is the best damn winger I have ever seen
he has the steeliest eyes
Searching for those tries
Knockin' them out with Goondiwindi thighs
scoring more than his share
Plucking points from air
We told him to run but he was already there

'Cause the bays start shaking
The hill was quaking
his feet were aching
But the team were making it and Luke -

Kicked ‘em all night long

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Deadset Farkin Awesome. You should make crappy ripoffs for the regulars in the top 17. Think about it!!!!

Stosic - To the tune of Lola by the Kinks. "S-T-O-SI-C, STosic!"
Kingston - "If I were Kinga for just one day" - THe Thompson Twins
Simmons - "I am Dave Simmons baby, so why dont you kill me" To loser By Beck

And my personal fave -Phil Leuleui - Sung to the tune of american pie "Say bye bye, to Phil Leuleui. Hes as heavy as a chevy now he's created a try...."

Just some random thoughts..... I will develop further when I have more time. I will have to dig up the ode I did to Chris Beattie to the tune of Redgum's I was only 19.

 

[2 True Blues]

Engadine boys we are here, Whao !! whao!!
Engadine Boys we are here Whao !! whao !!
( But down a touch ) LOL...
Engaine boys we are here, we'll f**k your women and drink your beer !!
Engadine boys....We are here !!!

Was good enough for Paul BELL and Mitch HEALY when we were at school LOL.........

 

[2 True Blues]

Great lyrics Sharkadelic. Maybe Newtown can use that song as a joke prior to a Jim Beam game as it includes a lot of the players that you guys took from us. But seriously, I wish the best to those guys and your club for 2006 as those guys fought hard and deep to win a place in the high and mighty NRL comp. Especially love the way you guys did not want originally sign or want KINGSTON and now you write songs about him. Special olympic stuff that....LOL.....Great managerial decisions....Funny stuff. GO KINGO, GIVE IT TO UM !!!

 

[sharkadelic]

Great lyrics Sharkadelic. Maybe Newtown can use that song as a joke prior to a Jim Beam game as it includes a lot of the players that you guys took from us. But seriously, I wish the best to those guys and your club for 2006 as those guys fought hard and deep to win a place in the high and mighty NRL comp. Especially love the way you guys did not want originally sign or want KINGSTON and now you write songs about him. Special olympic stuff that....LOL.....Great managerial decisions....Funny stuff. GO KINGO, GIVE IT TO UM !!!

Well ,if they left Newtown, why would you want to sing about them? That is special olympic stuff right there.

I never heard any one diss them (give me names - "you guys" is pretty vague)

Also I picked slightly "less obvious" players partially for cult value and partially because nothing I could think of rhymes with "Kimmorley" or "Vagana".

And the ideas I had for Dykes may have been inappropriate for a family forum:shock:

 

[2 True Blues]

Nothin wrong with a couple of Dykes mate.....LOL........

 

[sharkadelic]

Just add liquor!!

 

[Quigs]

If the year does implode then I have a great idea,

Lets give Up Up Cronulla the flick and go right back to the old original

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here

Cheers
Quigs

 

[King of the Hill]

all of you have a good long look at yourselves!

 

[coolumsharkie]

all of you have a good long look at yourselves!

:lol:

 

[newman]

Sing the chorus to Yothu Yindis Djapana, and replace Djapana with Vagana.

OH OH OOOH VAGANA
OH WHAT A BOY!

Looks like Newmans kicked a goal.

 

[The Nulla #2]

yeah your probably right mate, i think Paul is filling in for now. What we need is someone with some fresh ideas in there, a bit creative.

What you need, is to join the CSSC!!

 

[BigSteveo]

I can't believe no one has said this one yet but, Waltzing Matilda for Matt Hilder. just rework the lyrics a bit.

 

[The Nulla #2]

I can't believe no one has said this one yet but, Waltzing Matilda for Matt Hilder. just rework the lyrics a bit.

oldie but a goodie