If football clubs were blokes

[Moffo]

Roosters would be Eddie McGuire - Try everything to be popular but just doesn't work

Sharks would be Kim Beazley - 40 years and won f**k all :lol:

Saints would be Mr BIC - Good on paper

Souths would be Mick Jagger - Good 30 years ago

Roosters would also be Rex Hunt - Dirty Dogs who buy whatever they can

Brisbane would be Danny Green - No good in the final rounds

Parramatta would be Alan Jones - All talk no substance

 

[Mr Saab]

Saints would be Mr BIC - Good on paper

Roosters would also be Rex Hunt - Dirty Dogs who buy whatever they can

Brisbane would be Danny Green - No good in the final rounds

they are the best ones

 

[sharks4ever]

hahahahahaha at everyone except the sharks ones lol

 

[Moffo]

The Gold Coast would be Ben Affleck - Always getting dumped

 

[The Piper]

Storm would be Hansel - they're so hot right now.

 

[mickdo]

Bulldogs would be Nick Leeson - self explanatory really

 

[Raider_69]

sharks and kim - match made in heaven!
gold! :lol:

 

[Pigskin]

Brisbane would be Danny Green - No good in the final rounds

5 premierships, never beaten in the GF

Oink !

 

[CowMan]

Cowboys - wayne carey

 

[rugged]

Cowboys - wayne carey

ploise explain

 

[Bumble]

5 premierships, never beaten in the GF

Oink !

Lose the oink, it's quite queer.

All those are quite good also. :lol::lol:

 

[.JOHNSY]

Cronulla - Latham, They tell themselves & anyone else who will listen they are 1/2 a chance at glory, reality is, not ever going to happen.

Roosters - Skase, guilty as hell of ripping off and rorting the system, but the bastard got away with it.

Broncos - Downer or Costello, Just smug/arrogant pricks.

Melbourne - Mr Smith, have a habit of going unnoticed .

Souths - Mr Bean, say no more.

Manly - Anthony Mundine, who ever is against them/him, thats your "second favourite" team/boxer.

Roosters - Peter fitzsimmons, Think they are better than anyone else because of who they played for.

 

[Knightmare]

Newcastle would be whoever Jimmy Barnes is singing about in 'Working class man'.
Cronulla would be Steve Carrell in 'The 40 year old virgin'. Except they still don't get laid by the end.
Manly would be Darth Vader.
Canterbury would be Saddam Hussein- no matter what they've done, some people will claim they're completely innocent.

 

[Special K]

Parramatta would be Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (iraq information minister)

"crisis? what crisis?"

 

[Nook]

Souths would be Elton John

Produced their best work 30 years ago and got f**ked in the arse today.

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Newcastle would be whoever Jimmy Barnes is singing about in 'Working class man'.

He was singing about Jesus. Yes, Jesus. are you saying your club is Jesus? Are you insane!?

 

[Phillips]

Canterbury would be Saddam Hussein- no matter what they've done, some people will claim they're completely innocent.

or Ivan Milat :crazy:

 

[sharkadelic]

He was singing about Jesus. Yes, Jesus. are you saying your club is Jesus? Are you insane!?

They do think he is the 2nd coming in Newcastle...

 

[redVgirl]

He was singing about Jesus. Yes, Jesus. are you saying your club is Jesus? Are you insane!?

i wasnt aware jesus went to vietnam and was still mad at uncle sam. hmmm.

 

[innsaneink]

i wasnt aware jesus went to vietnam and was still mad at uncle sam. hmmm.

:lol: Not to mention saving all the overtime....he'd have heaps.

Sam Newman = Roosters.

Aaron Spelling = Souths

John Daly = Parra