If football clubs were blokes

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Where the hell did you get that from?

I think it's pretty obvious... :lol:

 

[Moffo]

roosters would be italy - full of dickheads

 

[OVP]

roosters would be italy - full of dickheads

the Filthy dogs would be Sepp Blatter ... totally and unconditionally CORRUPT and PURE EVIL.

 

[Big Mick]

Australians would be the Tigers currently - Lose in the final seconds

 

[MKEB...]

Bronco's= Duke Ellington Like Blowing their own trumpet
Souths= Frank Spencer Bumblers that really do mean well
Roosters= David Beckham Skilled, overpaid prettyboys not destined to win much anymore
Warriors= cream three years of greatness and it all fell apart, and relied to heavily on one man (clapton/Jones)
Newcastle=cheech and Chong no good without one or the other (johns/Buderus)

Special note...Mick Watson= Colonel Tom Parker for obvious reasons

 

[the_eel]

Manly - Osama Bin Laden - The most hated.
Bulldogs - Trevor Chappell -Would do anything to win a comp

 

[Callan Pk]

Souths = Gary Ablett- just goes from bad to worse

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,19603283%255E661,00.html

Roosters- paris hilton

Parra- sir les patterson

 

[miccle]

The Broncos would surely be an experienced gigalo - they stay on top for ages but don't come first :lol:

(ok, I did just rearrange a pre-existing joke, but it works.)

 

[dubby]

Souths= Moe from the Simpsons..always find a way to try and kill themselves
Roosters= MR Burns...all the money and power and disliked by all but loved by twinkies
Dogs= Barney...drunks or they could be Mayor Quimby....womanisers

 

[Snoop]

Newcastle - this guy

 

[bulldog]

Some outstanding work in this thread guys, very nearly sprayed my coffee over the screen on that last one snoopster.:lol:

 

[T-BONE MCGRAW]

Thats gold Snoopster

 

[SpaceMonkey]

WARRIORS = Jake "the Muss" Heke - have the muscle to terrorise any opposition but just as likely to self-destruct.

 

[The Preacher]

Souths = Errol Flynn, everything they touch, they f**k.

 

[Moffo]

souths would be bryan adams - still singing about the summer of 69

 

[El Diablo]

Newcastle = Moffo. supporters are Oneyed ;()