If football clubs were blokes

[Knightmare]

He was singing about Jesus. Yes, Jesus. are you saying your club is Jesus? Are you insane!?

Like Jesus, Newcastle suffered a horrible fate lastyear (execution/ wooden spoon). But now they are resurrected, and the day is soon when they will rule over all once more :LOL:

 

[Paullyboy]

I tell you what, there has been some absolute crackers in this thread.

And oinkboy, dont take it so seriously.

 

[Paullyboy]

He was singing about Jesus

Where the hell did you get that from?

 

[domdom]

He was singing about Jesus. Yes, Jesus. are you saying your club is Jesus? Are you insane!?

didnt realise jesus had blue denim in his veins.

 

[shadow grinder]

Storm would be Hansel - they're so hot right now.

:lol:

 

[domdom]

parra - bon scott

another famous choker.

 

[ledzep]

Cronulla would be Steve Carrell in 'The 40 year old virgin'.

gold

 

[redVgirl]

hahah theres some top work in this thread boys. keep it up!

dragons in the last 20 yrs or so = a man with erectile dysfunction. has all the equipment but just cant seem to seal the deal.

im allowed to say that about my own club arent i?? coz its true. yep.

 

[Jimbo]

St George - Juan Manuel Fangio

Won a lot in the fifties, died in the nineties

 

[Stonecutter]

Sharks would be Kim Beazley - 40 years and won f**k all :lol:

I've got to admit that is pretty funny.

 

[Bumble]

parra - bon scott

another famous choker.

Brilliant. :lol::lol:

 

[drake]

Souths would be Elton John

Produced their best work 30 years ago and got f**ked in the arse today.

:lol:

 

[sunny]

the fangio and bon scott ones are the best

 

[BD5733]

I think Nook's one about Souths is head and shoulders above the rest.

 

[Big Mick]

I like the 40 year old virgin on...classic stuff.

On the John Daly one...not parra as a team..

John Daly - Mark Riddell.

 

[RABK]

St George - Juan Manuel Fangio

Won a lot in the fifties, died in the nineties

:LOL:

Some gold in here.

 

[Moffo]

western suburbs magpies would be michael jackson - it didn't matter if they were black or white, they were sh*t

 

[macavity]

hahahaha jimbo made a funny

:shock:

 

[Moffo]

roosters would be lleyton hewitt - only good when on grass

 

[Raider_69]

some absolute corkers in here :lol: