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I got this from another forum who also got it from somewhere else.
Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
St George - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Souths - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Parra - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Bulldogs- Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lay's down way too easily.
Canberra - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Cronulla - Annabel Chong. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.
Manly - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indiference.
Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
St George - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Souths - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Parra - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Bulldogs- Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lay's down way too easily.
Canberra - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Cronulla - Annabel Chong. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.
Manly - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indiference.
