If footy clubs were women...

[wittyfan]

Lol!

 

[Raider_69]

Raiders - Lindsay Lohan: Innconsistant with their look but when they pull it out, they are vastly under-rated by all.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Mate if we're Madonna then we're not going too badly as she's pretty fit for a woman in her 40's.

You have low standards....you must live out the Hutt.

 

[NZ Warrior]

You have low standards....you must live out the Hutt.

That hurts because it's true

 

[Azkatro]

Raiders - Lindsay Lohan: Innconsistant with their look but when they pull it out, they are vastly under-rated by all.

How about this one: Raiders - Lindsay Lohan: Only way they can achieve success again is if they trim the fat.

I'll try a few others..

NSW - Kate Ritchie: Was at one time notoriously famous for getting done from behind.
Warriors - Jordan: Good for a one night stand but not really relationship material.

I'll have to excuse myself from making a comparison between Parramatta and the various female adult film actresses you may have seen in the odd blooper here and there ... (see if you can spot the connection).

 

[Hellsy]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Very funny, I haven't seen it as yet in either the AFL/NRL versions

 

[Raider_69]

How about this one: Raiders - Lindsay Lohan: Only way they can achieve success again is if they trim the fat.

:lol: :lol:
not bad

 

[salivor]

You have low standards....you must live out the Hutt.

Mate name me a Kiwi chick in her 40's that matches Madonna, there aint none as the talent in this country is pretty bloody low when a plain jane like Alison Mau get's voted NZ's hottest woman, and even then she's an Aussie.

 

[Moffo]

parra would be paris hilton - loves a good choke in public

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Parra and St George would be Catholic schoolgirls: They get you all excited early on but you know they won't go all the way.

 

[gregstar]

well if whitney houston is a toothless, old, crack-ho, girl with saddle bags, handing out hummers just to buy clothes from vinnys.......


















i concur

 

[Jobdog]

Parra and St George would be Catholic schoolgirls: They get you all excited early on but you know they won't go all the way.

:lol: :lol: Gold!!!

 

[nqboy]

Which Catholic schoolgirls are you talking about?

 

[Hoops]

This looks familar

Adelaide would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.


West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much
up front.


Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as
her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.


St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.


Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still
easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.


Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses
to accept it gracefully.


Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.


Sydney would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.


Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.


Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of
her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.


The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.


Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming
back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.


Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.


Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough
and dirty.


Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.


Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.

 

[Paullyboy]

Whether it was copied from AFL or not I dont really care, I still got a good laugh out of it.

And for the record - Delta certainly doesnt make this traveller want to yawn.

 

[kia ora storm]

parra would be paris hilton - loves a good choke in public

How about: Souths would be Paris Hilton - will lie down at the sight of a ball in their hands !!;-)

 

[Big Mick]

Parra and St George would be Catholic schoolgirls: They get you all excited early on but you know they won't go all the way.

game....set ....match

 

[Moffo]

souths would also be paris hilton - love to get spanked by wooden spoons

nice call spacey as well!

 

[croydon Dog food]

The Roosters would be Anna Nicole Smith- Their sugar daddy died and his only legacy was to buy them a costly, overhyped pair of humongous flops.







Although, Anna's assets aren't as limp as the Roosters halves.

 

[C.P]

Got this in an email and seemed like a perfect silly season thread, some of it is quite funny and spot on.



Melbourne Storm- Delta Goodrem.
Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.


St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson.
Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.


South Sydney Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston.
Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.


Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo.
Last woman on Earth scenario, you still wouldn't.


Parramatta Eels - Katie Holmes.
Has certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.


Wests Tigers - Britney Spears.
At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly


Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera.
Look like she enjoys it rough and dirty.


NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton.
Lays down way too easily.


Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana.
May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.


Brisbane Broncos - Madonna.
Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.


Cronulla Sharks - Jenna Jamieson.
Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more.


Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother.
Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.


Manly SeaEagles - Anna Nicole Smith.
0 to rich in an instant, but still delivers little


Newcastle Knights - Courtney Love.
Is nothing more then disgraceful. Was only good when the 'top' man was around.


North Qld Cowboys - Lindsay Lohan
Can look quite attractive at times but behind the scenes has a lot of issues