If you had a Time Machine

[Twizzle]

Before you drop your banana skins into your flux capacitor.

Would you go backwards, or forwards in time and what era would you go to ?

 

[PARRA_FAN]

I do both, go back in the past and go into the future.

I wouldnt mind goin back in time the Bradman era, his stats tell us what a champion he was. I wanna see Bradman bat, I think that would be good.

 

[Green Eye]

I'd go back to 1990 and buy up all the sweet IP address ranges and sell them today making millions... then I would retire and have:

half-man as my man servant because you really need half a man to take care of the women in your life.

terminator as my gardener because power tool and lawnmowers seem to make him feel like more of a man.

willow as my speech writer because his passive-agressive ways will keep everyone in order "YOU'RE BANNED.... nah its ok you can come back... YOU'RE BANNED... just f**king with ya."

moffo and chileman would be my kitchen staff because they would always have a good stock of beer on hand.

millersnose would be around to keep all those joooows of my back.

Gee life would be sweet with a time machine.

 

[Green Eye]

my pleasure. peace and love baby.

 

[Twizzle]

don't forget understanding!!!

i'd like to visit ancient egypt and see how they made the pyramids

And the Roman orgies, no doubt.

 

[dakota]

Have any of you heard of John Titor?

He claims to have gone backwards and forwards!

It's all quite interesting if you're into that sort of thing.

A Google search will find him.

 

[Samwise]

i'd go back in time and get freaky and nasty with marcia brady (in that order), then buy up as much IBM stock as i could, before travelling into the future and buying a few sports magazines so when i returned to present day i could bet all the money i got from the IBM stock on some team that won with freaky odds.

 

[Evilgrowler]

Go back in time to a few seconds just before Preniers was conceived and kick his father in the nuts as hard as humanly possible.

 

[Twizzle]

Go back in time to a few seconds just before Preniers was conceived and kick his father in the nuts as hard as humanly possible.

Or give him a condom.

 

[Raider_69]

i would travel 5 weeks ahead and copy down all lotto numbers for every day, im talking Lotto, powerball, top 38 and i would be stinking rich and by shares in the raiders

 

[Twizzle]

i would travel 5 weeks ahead and copy down all lotto numbers for every day, im talking Lotto, powerball, top 38 and i would be stinking rich and by shares in the raiders

I've got 10 bucks, that should buy them.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

I'd go about 50 years into the future, get a result list for every NRL game from 04 until then...come back...bet outlandish amounts of money and get filthy rich, while im watching footy on my couch with a remote in one hand, and a bucket of KFC in the other.

 

[Evilgrowler]

I'd go about 50 years into the future, get a result list for every NRL game from 04 until then...come back...bet outlandish amounts of money and get filthy rich, while im watching footy on my couch with a remote in one hand, and a bucket of KFC in the other.

You'd do well in the tipping contests.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Actually that may take all the pleasure out of watching the footy, cos I'll know whos gonna win. I'll do it for a shit sport like Union instead. But scracth the KFC, I aint watching Union. Well maybe keep the KFC...

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Go back in time to a few seconds just before Preniers was conceived and kick his father in the nuts as hard as humanly possible.

tell him to go to a better school so he can spell properly.

 

[Raider_69]

i would do it for horse racing, all the big events and all the major upsets
and twizzle 10 bucks wouldnt buy a meal at the raiders leagues clubs, let alone the team

although ill take the 10 bucks from ya, it should shout me a ferw of my lotto tickets :mrgreen:

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Go back 30 years, bet on horses, buy millions of microsoft shares ummm put in heaps of lottos

 

[Twizzle]

OK, you take the ten bucks, go the the future, get the daily double next Saturday, come back and well put on a bet.

I'll split is with you, but then I wan't my ten bucks back.

 

[Raider_69]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sounds like a plan

 

[Evilgrowler]

Go back in time to a few seconds just before Preniers was conceived and kick his father in the nuts as hard as humanly possible.

Or give him a condom.

Could do, but they're not 100% safe. I think a swift hard kick is definitely the way to go. Besides acts of senseless violence are more fun. However, there is some sense to my plan.