I'm gonna be rich, suckers!!

[I'm a loser baby...]

ALL OF THEM!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Now im confused ... what flavour?

Nice one, mate. And when you're grating fresh truffle over those beans, have a look out the window at the mockers melting a hole in the snow with their seething jealousy. And give them the finger.

 

[strider]

If you make enough bets, one will finally win

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

True. And it's important not to let it go to your head. Just remember to go out to the stables to feed and water the prostitutes before bed.

 

[strider]

I need to get on ebay and buy a cart

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Strider's stunning rise to riches has inspired us all and so I've been beavering away at crunching the numbers and have come up with a bet that I really feel good about.

Dogs 12-/w dogs 40+/chooks 13+/Broncos 13+/Melbourne 39-/storm 12-/gws 40+/Raiders 13+/dragons 13+/Penruff 12- at $7451 for just $1!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And also a couple of similar ones that I cbf typing out.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I rung up Bet 365 and asked if I could lay down a special bet on Loser Baby doing his arse over the Easter long weekend. They quoted $1.01.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I wonder if they'll let me bet on that

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

William Hill wouldn't let me have a multi at odds over 10,000-1. But Bet 365 just accepted a 14 leg multi at 385,000-1. Sweet.

 

[strider]

Only 14 legs ... you're set!!!

 

[strider]

Strider's stunning rise to riches has inspired us all and so I've been beavering away at crunching the numbers and have come up with a bet that I really feel good about.

Dogs 12-/w dogs 40+/chooks 13+/Broncos 13+/Melbourne 39-/storm 12-/gws 40+/Raiders 13+/dragons 13+/Penruff 12- at $7451 for just $1!!

AFL margins yeah? ... i only had the guts to include straight winners

 

[Twizzle]

so what are all you punting addicts doing to day ?

could be a very long day

 

[hybrideel]

I have bulldogs, broncos, raiders, Eels 13+ and roosters, dragons, panthers, eagles 1- 12 paying a nice $5800 for my $1.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

AFL margins yeah? ... i only had the guts to include straight winners

Yeah. That one was originally 17 legs with all NRL and AFL games which was about 3.5 million to 1. I had to delete some to get it under 10,000 to 1.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

so what are all you punting addicts doing to day ?

could be a very long day

Lol. A very long day.

 

[strider]

so what are all you punting addicts doing to day ?

could be a very long day

Im living it up on last weeks winnings

 

[strider]

I have bulldogs, broncos, raiders, Eels 13+ and roosters, dragons, panthers, eagles 1- 12 paying a nice $5800 for my $1.

Hmmmm... i gotta get in on some fun

 

[strider]

(Stgeorge, raiders) 13+, (dogs, roosters, broncos, storm, sharks, eels) 1-12 ... $2 @ 4,477.76

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Dogs chooks Broncos Manly Raiders dragons Penruff Parra $5 at 33-1.

Between that and my 50c bet at over 600,000-1, plus the others, I reckon I've got just about everything covered. And all for about $10!