I'm gonna be rich, suckers!!

[Hawkins]

(Sharks NZ Broncos Tits Knights Storm) 12- and (Raiders Chooks) 13+

$5 to win $54,687......Oh yeah!!

So you got the first one.

 

[strider]

Pretty much on the home straight now ... should have put $10 on

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or a hundred

 

[Bazal]

Is there a market for when the first merkin tests positive?

No but I wish there was...roll that into a nice multi.

Richie Porte to win, Alberto Contador to test positive again, Alberto Contador to fall off a mountain, Mark Cavendish to ride under a lorry, Chris Froome to be disqualified when it's discovered he's an actual alien rather than just looking like one, and Cadel Evans to somehow get his head on the coverage and always look on the verge of tears

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

All I know is, don't bet on the guy with normal-sized testes.

 

[strider]

Is an oversized or undersized testie preferrable?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

One of each is usually best.

 

[Bazal]

Is an oversized or undersized testie preferrable?

Generally missing one is preferable, a la Lance Armstrong

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Good point. Imagine how good you could be with none.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So the cash out offer on my bet is $4.36....wtf??

 

[strider]

they know you are a sure thing, but they are trying reverse psychology

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lol. Sneaky bastards.

 

[strider]

quick ... cash out! cash out!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Haha, yeah. Maybe they were using reverse reverse psychology.

 

[emjaycee]

Haha, yeah. Maybe they were using reverse reverse psychology.

Wouldn't of that just been psychology?

 

[Bazal]

Wouldn't of that just been psychology?

DID YOU NOT READ THE RUMOURS THREAD I'M SO ANGRY I COULD KILL A SMALL ANIMAL OR A WESTS TIGERS PLAYER OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY DEFENCELESS AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

LOL!

 

[Bazal]

It's ok. I'm all better. I kicked Adam Clydsdale.

 

[emjaycee]

DID YOU NOT READ THE RUMOURS THREAD I'M SO ANGRY I COULD KILL A SMALL ANIMAL OR A WESTS TIGERS PLAYER OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY DEFENCELESS AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

Yep, I red it, I played in it, and I caught you.
Thou you should of realised that.

 

[Bazal]

Yep, I red it, I played in it, and I caught you.
Thou you should of realised that.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!!!! GODDAMMIT WHERE THE f**k DID ADAM CLYDSDALE GO