im on sizzler watch

[croydon Dog food]

Guys whilst I won't be attending Sunday Afternoons fixture I have already pre ordered my $1 double on the main game. Despite receiving Numbers 8 and 34 i remain cautiously optimistic.

My mail out of Camp Concord is the gnome from the Toe of the Mountains has shuffled his cards dramatically in order to keep his job. Despite conceeding a mere 34 and 32 in the trils sizzler is far from concerned and saw elements of progress in the defensive patterns he designed from clip art.

Rather cunningly sizzler has undermined Coach Sheens and secretly plans for the head job in 2009. It is my mail that sizzlers has summoned the support of key figures within the club including the next Craig Bellemy, Peter Gentle and Donald Kwa, the dubious, double agent doctor who as we have seen in the past, is not afraid to stab one in the back( or wrong part of the leg).

Unbeknown to the Super Coach Tom, sizzler has made a number of secret adjustments and radical changes designed to re=energise his status as the offical defensive guru of the NRL. Word has it sizzler has been bleating to close friends and fellow dwarfs that be might just be able to crack that magical under 25 points average in season 2008.

Major adjustments to Sizzlers approach are believed to include

1. Defensive game plans will no longer be snail mailed through the post to all 25 players but delivered personally in hand writing with special individual notes for each player

2. Hiring our of the Flying Fox has been changed from Tuesday Afternoons to Thursday nights due to a change in Summer Hill Primary's K-2 gymnastics lessons.

3. Team Defensive Dinners will now coincide with the 2-5 Happy Hour on Friday Afternoon at Sizzlers. A deal was reached between sizzler himself and management that all Wests Tigers players + obese/panfers/lorrie driving supporters would be offered a $4 Steak + Hardware House voucher.

In a tell tail sign of sizzlers hard nosed approach to 2008 he has come armed with his 2 pack of utensils this week in order to avoid another Fire Up Gaz debacle

The flying fox is being hailed a relative success despite weight restrictions handcuffing certain players such as Payten and Tuiaki from par taking. sizzlers blackboard sessions have also been full of tactics and bullet points

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The guru is back. and in 2008 sizzler will reach new heights. perhaps over 4 ft,3

 

[super_coach]

Your best effort in a while CDF, I wasnt aware that the little gnome was a sinister little man and had a had a VISION.

It would be like Robin turning on Batman!!. Anyway a win over the Drag queens and another next week over the Cowgirls in the tropics and we will all love our little Gnome again

 

[themanonthehill]

Interesting, but an ex Balmain fitness guru from the 80s had a family function last night (this person is still close to the club) and a poster on here attended and texted me that this person stated our spate of hammy injuries are directly caused by the excess loads mescia and boiler are putting on the players in squats. The guy in question was a trainer in the halcyon days so knows what he is talking about. This person said they should spend less time squatting and more time learning to tackle but when the less than esteemed sizzler simmons is teaching well it's probably best sizzler `teaches' them as little as possible

 

[madunit]

squatting is very similar to sitting

Sitting is what is required predominantly if you wish to eat at Sizzler

Royce knows exactly what he's doing. He's giving the boys the training that he wishes he got back when he was playing.

 

[brooksy19]

Well, we all know our pack lacks leg drive, so I would of thought squats would be a good thing for us.

Tackling technique and defence reads are still poor after how many years of sizzler in charge ?

 

[madunit]

Well Roycie never really had to tackle. He had big bastards all around him in defence. He used to just be a speedhump and nothing more.

Unfortunately, that's what he's training our guys to defend like, speed humps.

"If we slow them down, they'll score less tries than if we don't slow them down"

 

[themanonthehill]

Maybe we need to to reprogram the flying fox so it has an offload it in its game ? Then royce can teach them how to stop it (no really)

Pat jarvis would look like arthur beetson against us

 

[Tom Shines]

I don't get the flying fox reference...

But did anyone see him before kick off yesterday set out cones?
He spent about twenty minutes pacing them all out, and then decided to move them all three metres left. I think he finally finished ten minutes into the second half. Hysterical.

 

[brooksy19]

Sizzler uses a flyfox device in tackling practice.... I think its an attempt to simulate a running 'player'. An innovation from the man from Penriff.