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oro

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B_Tiger said:
the wit and intelligence on display in this thread is incredible.

For the benefit of the "Everlovin Antichrist" and the other half of the dynamic duo, MAFIA!
 

Anonymous

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Balmain_Boy said:
You just keep that foul language coming. It's sure proving me wrong.

Anarchist I have no idea what you are talking about. Remove your head from your ass.

Don't you mean Fowl language? That would be at the Roosters board.

I wouldn't expect you to understand me. I don't understand me so what chance does anyone else have?

The language here is no worse than in your year 10 playground mate. If it offends you so much, find a kiddies forum.

Anyway, I cannot remove my head from my arse (we say "arse" here, ass is an American term. Spend a bit more time off the internet and you'll unlearn crap like that) because I'll die. I have a little known medical problem, my nose is attached to my liver via my rectum. Makes its bloody hard to put headphones on, I can tell you.

So, my excuse is that I have a medical problem, what's yours?

The thing is mate the language is used by YEAR 10 students, not adults like on here. Moreover they use the language as adjectives to describe a situation. MAFIA unleashes a nonsensical barrage of crap. Besides I never said I was offended, merely stated it was testament the uncouth scum that use this forum (read MAFIA).

My mother is American and, as a holder of an American passport, as well several times spending considerable amounts of time there I feel quite entitled to use the word ass and spell mum "mom" if I wish.

I find it hard to believe your nose could be attatched to your liver through your anus - there are no direct connections via this oraface to the liver. Blood travels out of the intestines and stomach through a permeable membrane. Here it travels to the liver. If you are going to act like a schmarty pantz at least conjure up something plausible.

As for spending too much time on the internet, who is the one with 427 my friend?

My excuse, you caught me at a bad moment.
 
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Balmain_Boy said:
The thing is mate the language is used by YEAR 10 students, not adults like on here. Moreover they use the language as adjectives to describe a situation. MAFIA unleashes a nonsensical barrage of crap. Besides I never said I was offended, merely stated it was testament the uncouth scum that use this forum (read MAFIA).

My mother is American and, as a holder of an American passport, as well several times spending considerable amounts of time there I feel quite entitled to use the word ass and spell mum "mom" if I wish.

I find it hard to believe your nose could be attatched to your liver through your anus - there are no direct connections via this oraface to the liver. Blood travels out of the intestines and stomach through a permeable membrane. Here it travels to the liver. If you are going to act like a schmarty pantz at least conjure up something plausible.

As for spending too much time on the internet, who is the one with 427 my friend?

My excuse, you caught me at a bad moment.

Plausible schmausible.

I can't believe you felt the need to use the word "uncouth" here. I think you're probably a Union Supporter just on that score alone.

This is an internet community, not the RPA Hospital. If it was the RPA Hospital, I would have researched what I was about to say beforehand to make sure it was anatomically correct. But this isn't RPA, it's a League Forum so being correct in a light piece of junk like that isn't all that necessary. If your imagination is as it seems, close to dead, that's no reason to take someone else to task for having one.

It's also not your job to be the School marm here. There are filters and a moderator that do that. If I think someone is offensive, I just don't bother reading what they write. Maybe you could do that while you're on here 742 ?

MAFIA may not be your cup of tea, but to denigrate him because he uses language that is part and parcel of every day life is pretty weak. I expect you, just to be seen to be doing the right thing, to berate anyone who uses similar language on this forum.
 

tigger

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MAFIA, do you feel like you are protected now :lol: :lol:

You have finally found a friend... how sweet.
 

tigger

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
tigger said:
MAFIA, do you feel like you are protected now :lol: :lol:

You have finally found a friend... how sweet.

So, anyone who thinks you're a prat is automatically MAFIA's friend?

Small price to pay.

Well you sit there defending him for no obvious reason, so obviously you must have taken a shine to his 'special bus' talents.
 
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tigger said:
Well you sit there defending him for no obvious reason, so obviously you must have taken a shine to his 'special bus' talents.

He doesn't need me to defend him and I didn't. But you read it however you like.

By the way, I have noticed a similarity between you and Rooster Cogburn. Are you French?

Oneye, the Rectal stretching business slow at the moment is it? Don't worry mate, Mardi Gras will be here soon enough and you'll be up to your elbows in arse crack again.
 
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I was thinking yesterday that what this forum really needed was a dumb as horseshit Dog's supporter.

Hey presto, we got one.

I have to stop thinking.

Oneye, speak up, the ignore button works here, you'll need to yell much louder for me to hear you.

How's the gay porn site going? Making squillions?
 

Anonymous

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Balmain_Boy said:
The thing is mate the language is used by YEAR 10 students, not adults like on here. Moreover they use the language as adjectives to describe a situation. MAFIA unleashes a nonsensical barrage of crap. Besides I never said I was offended, merely stated it was testament the uncouth scum that use this forum (read MAFIA).

My mother is American and, as a holder of an American passport, as well several times spending considerable amounts of time there I feel quite entitled to use the word ass and spell mum "mom" if I wish.

I find it hard to believe your nose could be attatched to your liver through your anus - there are no direct connections via this oraface to the liver. Blood travels out of the intestines and stomach through a permeable membrane. Here it travels to the liver. If you are going to act like a schmarty pantz at least conjure up something plausible.

As for spending too much time on the internet, who is the one with 427 my friend?

My excuse, you caught me at a bad moment.

Plausible schmausible.

I can't believe you felt the need to use the word "uncouth" here. I think you're probably a Union Supporter just on that score alone.

This is an internet community, not the RPA Hospital. If it was the RPA Hospital, I would have researched what I was about to say beforehand to make sure it was anatomically correct. But this isn't RPA, it's a League Forum so being correct in a light piece of junk like that isn't all that necessary. If your imagination is as it seems, close to dead, that's no reason to take someone else to task for having one.

It's also not your job to be the School marm here. There are filters and a moderator that do that. If I think someone is offensive, I just don't bother reading what they write. Maybe you could do that while you're on here 742 ?

MAFIA may not be your cup of tea, but to denigrate him because he uses language that is part and parcel of every day life is pretty weak. I expect you, just to be seen to be doing the right thing, to berate anyone who uses similar language on this forum.

The correction was said in retaliation to your correction of my use of the word ass mate, and if the best your imagination can come up is your nose is attached to you liver through via your rectum, I am severely worried.

In addition again you've commented on my supposed presence on here "742", despite the fact you have 20 times as many posts, and since I last posted in here have made 4 replies. Please explain?

MAFIA was deingrate not because he just uses language, but because language is all he usess, indicating the intelligence of a flea. Snide swears like a bloody trooper but is a favourite poster of mine on here. The comment was simply expressing my disgust that that is all a fellow human being could conjure up.
 
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Balmain_Boy said:
The correction was said in retaliation to your correction of my use of the word ass mate, and if the best your imagination can come up is your nose is attached to you liver through via your rectum, I am severely worried.

All you had to say is that self-depreciating humour is... self-depreciating. The irony would have cut me up. But you correct a light hearted waffle designed for a possible laugh with a diatribe about the correct anatomy of the human body? Not once, but twice?

Good call though, because you're as funny as a bowel obstruction.

Would you care to cut and paste something from Merriman's about the Female anatomy?

Oneye needs a hand in case he meets one.

Balmain_Boy said:
In addition again you've commented on my supposed presence on here "742", despite the fact you have 20 times as many posts, and since I last posted in here have made 4 replies. Please explain?

Well, it's like this.

I like this community and I have access during my working hours. Generally those hours are 8 - 5 weekdays and 9 -12 Saturdays. I have close to 500 posts across many different boards, including this one, Saints, Parramatta, Easts, Forum 7's, NRL, LvAFLvUnion etc.

I can't recall seeing you anywhere else. If I posted only in this part of the forum, my posting level would be well under yours.

I also am an opinionated old fart who likes to start arguments because I like to see people's reactions to things that happen on a messageboard, and I get plenty of laughs from those reactions.

You on the other hand have probably posted more in this totally stupid and inane thread more than any other thread and you did it only to have a bitch.

What was the question again?

Balmain_Boy said:
MAFIA was deingrate not because he just uses language, but because language is all he usess, indicating the intelligence of a flea. Snide swears like a bloody trooper but is a favourite poster of mine on here. The comment was simply expressing my disgust that that is all a fellow human being could conjure up.

Mate, he's a better read than you and that's what it's all about as far as I'm concerned. I don't come here looking for posts by MAFIA but he's given me a laugh on occasions. As have plonkers like Rooster Cogburn, oneye and even Tigger, yet you haven't given me cause to do anything but frown at your complete lack of anything resembling a humourous bone in your body.

This thread is designed for laughs, hadn't you noticed?

You opened this thread in order to be offended and you were offended.

That was a surprise because......... ?
 

oro

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LOL sorry, only if PB did it for me! :lol:

Notwithstanding the above, being the wordsmith that you are, I can understand how those smooth lines gets Mafia's juices flowing for you! :(
 
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oro said:
LOL sorry, only if PB did it for me! :lol:

Notwithstanding the above, being the wordsmith that you are, I can understand how those smooth lines gets Mafia's juices flowing for you! :(

errr.

I was serious. What I've seen from you in this thread leads me to believe that you're just trying to jump on any bandwagon that doesn't like MAFIA. I haven't said anything here about him other than he gives me an occasional laugh.

Apparently, according to any Balmain male that has posted in this thread, it means that I'm giving him the Ian Roberts treatment.

You have issues. Are you sure you don't follow the Roosters?
 

Anonymous

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Balmain_Boy said:
The correction was said in retaliation to your correction of my use of the word ass mate, and if the best your imagination can come up is your nose is attached to you liver through via your rectum, I am severely worried.

All you had to say is that self-depreciating humour is... self-depreciating. The irony would have cut me up. But you correct a light hearted waffle designed for a possible laugh with a diatribe about the correct anatomy of the human body? Not once, but twice?

Yeh mate, and I was deathly serious when I corrected you. I was talking out of...well my arse.

Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Balmain_Boy said:
In addition again you've commented on my supposed presence on here "742", despite the fact you have 20 times as many posts, and since I last posted in here have made 4 replies. Please explain?

Well, it's like this.

I like this community and I have access during my working hours. Generally those hours are 8 - 5 weekdays and 9 -12 Saturdays. I have close to 500 posts across many different boards, including this one, Saints, Parramatta, Easts, Forum 7's, NRL, LvAFLvUnion etc.

I can't recall seeing you anywhere else. If I posted only in this part of the forum, my posting level would be well under yours.

I also am an opinionated old fart who likes to start arguments because I like to see people's reactions to things that happen on a messageboard, and I get plenty of laughs from those reactions.
Actually most of my posts are in the NRL section and international. I think this about my 6th in here so that blows your argument out of the water. Besides you're missing the point. I'm not criticising you for using the forums, I couldn't give a toss mate. The point is you accused me off 24/7 use of the internet for spelling arse as ass when I indeed could be called American. Despite your huge number of posts. I just think it proves what a f**kwit you are mate.

Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Balmain_Boy said:
MAFIA was deingrate not because he just uses language, but because language is all he usess, indicating the intelligence of a flea. Snide swears like a bloody trooper but is a favourite poster of mine on here. The comment was simply expressing my disgust that that is all a fellow human being could conjure up.

Mate, he's a better read than you and that's what it's all about as far as I'm concerned. I don't come here looking for posts by MAFIA but he's given me a laugh on occasions. As have plonkers like Rooster Cogburn, oneye and even Tigger, yet you haven't given me cause to do anything but frown at your complete lack of anything resembling a humourous bone in your body.

:lol: So you enjoy MAFIA's posts which you yourself admitted contains humour heard in a year 10 playground. That about shows where you're up to mate.

In addition, may I say I love the way you continue to make this lovely sweeping statements about me over the internet after reading 2 posts. You're class mate.

And for the record I can be like mafia too. f**k you, you trackhead dickface you has no dick and likes men.

:roll:
 
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Balmain_Boy said:
Yeh mate, and I was deathly serious when I corrected you. I was talking out of...well my arse.

Like you had to tell us. Maybe you should put a stamp prior to any attempted humour, just so that we know when to laugh?

Balmain_Boy said:
Actually most of my posts are in the NRL section and international. I think this about my 6th in here so that blows your argument out of the water. Besides you're missing the point. I'm not criticising you for using the forums, I couldn't give a toss mate. The point is you accused me off 24/7 use of the internet for spelling arse as ass when I indeed could be called American. Despite your huge number of posts. I just think it proves what a f***wit you are mate.

6th here? And this is your 5th in this thread. It confirms my argument.

By the way, why are you now being a hypocrite? You whinge about MAFIA's unneccesary use of swear words but all of a sudden, you're using them?

If you are a Seppo, it explains a lot. ;-)

Balmain_Boy said:
:lol: So you enjoy MAFIA's posts which you yourself admitted contains humour heard in a year 10 playground. That about shows where you're up to mate.

Again, read it however you like it.

Balmain_Boy said:
In addition, may I say I love the way you continue to make this lovely sweeping statements about me over the internet after reading 2 posts. You're class mate.

And for the record I can be like mafia too. f**k you, you trackhead dickface you has no dick and likes men.

I get it now, you are MAFIA and you're jealous of yourself. Twat. Because he's made me laugh once or twice doesn't mean anything other than he made me laugh once or twice. You keep reading things into what's said instead of just reading what was said.
 

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