Bird
Good bird - GF hero playing injured and did something only a handful of players have ever done. His health also indicates he only has so long in the game.
Bad bird - arrogant, confident and a down right muppet at times. Jets game last year Val Holmes took time for photo and chat with my son, Bird turned and ignored us. Not too fazed, understand and to a degree don't blame him. My son though....soon as he got wind he was off to Brisbane, was thankfully no longer a shark. Looks forward to watching the first game he plays against us.
Moral of story - difference between a good and bad bird is how long it sits in the oven - too long and it gets dry and tasteless, too short and it will is a recipe for salmonella and make you sick.
We have probally had the best of the bird, broncos get the stuffing and the crap you find in a chicken torpedo at 7-11 cronulla at 400am.
Be nice if the last part of the year we get to see the whole bird roasting before he goes off to the microwave in Qld