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MIDDLE NAME - Judas
DATE OF BIRTH - 24/01/1982 (Year of the Pig)*
WEIGHT - 295 kg's
HEIGHT - 182 cm
PREVIOUS CLUBS - The Great Parramatta Eels
POSITION - Anywhere I want because Sugar Daddy Noel said I can!
REPRESENTATIVE TEAM - Who cares?
AGE YOU PLAYED FIRST GAME - 5 (and I still act like it)
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BEST MOMENT IN RUGBY LEAGUE? - Walking out on my mates and letting all the Eels fans down.
WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? - Sugar Daddy Noel.
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE PARRAMATTA EELS - See "WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BEST MOMENT IN RUGBY LEAGUE"
WHY CAN PARRAMATTA WIN THE 2004 TELSTRA PREMIERSHIP - They can't because I'm going to walk out on my teammates and the fans after Round One.
WHO HAS HAD THE GREATEST INFLUENCE ON YOUR CAREER - See "WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER GROWING UP"
WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU RECIEVED FROM YOUR PARENTS - "Always let your teammates and fans down by walking out on them when they need you the most..."
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: A GOOD MATE IS... - Round, plump, pink in colour and squeals loudly when you f**k it.
WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD DO BUT CAN'T - Marry Sugar Daddy Noel legally - Bloody John Howard!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL - Bacon, Pork Chops, Pork Spare Ribs, Pig Trotters, Pork Sausages, Roast Pork (with extra crackling), Sweet & Sour Pork, Pork Stir Fry...
WHICH TEAMMATE WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH - Any current Parramatta player.
WHICH ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES IS THE MOST LIKELY TO END UP PRIME MINISTER - Not me, I'd walk out after the first couple of days.
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: THE BEST HOLIDAY I'VE BEEN ON WAS... Hunting and pig f**king with Uncle Noel
WHAT IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? - f**king a pig only to realise it was really a woman. AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: I WOULD NEVER GO TO A GAME WITHOUT... Knowing in the back of my mind that one day I will walk out on my mates at Parramatta, and all the fans as well.
* 1983 was really the Year of the Pig but for comedy reasons it is 1982 ;-)
DATE OF BIRTH - 24/01/1982 (Year of the Pig)*
WEIGHT - 295 kg's
HEIGHT - 182 cm
PREVIOUS CLUBS - The Great Parramatta Eels
POSITION - Anywhere I want because Sugar Daddy Noel said I can!
REPRESENTATIVE TEAM - Who cares?
AGE YOU PLAYED FIRST GAME - 5 (and I still act like it)
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BEST MOMENT IN RUGBY LEAGUE? - Walking out on my mates and letting all the Eels fans down.
WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? - Sugar Daddy Noel.
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE PARRAMATTA EELS - See "WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BEST MOMENT IN RUGBY LEAGUE"
WHY CAN PARRAMATTA WIN THE 2004 TELSTRA PREMIERSHIP - They can't because I'm going to walk out on my teammates and the fans after Round One.
WHO HAS HAD THE GREATEST INFLUENCE ON YOUR CAREER - See "WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER GROWING UP"
WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU RECIEVED FROM YOUR PARENTS - "Always let your teammates and fans down by walking out on them when they need you the most..."
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: A GOOD MATE IS... - Round, plump, pink in colour and squeals loudly when you f**k it.
WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD DO BUT CAN'T - Marry Sugar Daddy Noel legally - Bloody John Howard!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL - Bacon, Pork Chops, Pork Spare Ribs, Pig Trotters, Pork Sausages, Roast Pork (with extra crackling), Sweet & Sour Pork, Pork Stir Fry...
WHICH TEAMMATE WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH - Any current Parramatta player.
WHICH ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES IS THE MOST LIKELY TO END UP PRIME MINISTER - Not me, I'd walk out after the first couple of days.
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: THE BEST HOLIDAY I'VE BEEN ON WAS... Hunting and pig f**king with Uncle Noel
WHAT IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? - f**king a pig only to realise it was really a woman. AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: I WOULD NEVER GO TO A GAME WITHOUT... Knowing in the back of my mind that one day I will walk out on my mates at Parramatta, and all the fans as well.
* 1983 was really the Year of the Pig but for comedy reasons it is 1982 ;-)
