Jarryd Hayne wants to come back to Parramatta

[Vic Mackey]

this thread bringing the lols

 

[Front-Rower]

Go on Parra, give him a job behind the bar at Parramatta Leagues pulling schooners.

 

[myrrh ken]

Gus Gould has said he has first-hand information that Hayne did not put out feelers for Parramatta. The story is 100% false. He said that Hayne probably wouldn't mind a return to Sydney, but he was content playing for the Gold Coast at the moment.

If you have to correct your initial gossip with more gossip, maybe you need to stop and think before spreading your shit posts

 

[Jatz Crackers]

As the parramatta club slowly walks away you just know the whore in her will make her turn and look back over her shoulder when jarryd whispers a proposition

 

[davi]

If you have to correct your initial gossip with more gossip, maybe you need to stop and think before spreading your shit posts

I'm not spreading gossip, I'm quoting an article. If the posts are so shit then why do you keep reading them.

 

[POPEYE]

Jarryd would want to come back to Parra because it's the only joint that will accept him, if true I'd be asking Norman and the players the Eels really need what they think of the idea . . . doubt the answer would be believable

 

[Lambretta]

Go on Parra, give him a job behind the bar at Parramatta Leagues pulling schooners.

He'd pour one beer and then go and the call a press conference to discuss his godlike status as a beer pourer and his dream to one day pour a glass of wine

 

[myrrh ken]

I'm not spreading gossip, I'm quoting an article. If the posts are so shit then why do you keep reading them.

I'll give you a tip champion. The papers peddle in gossip. When someone says they have first hand information, and doesn't reveal the source- that's gossip.

 

[moffla]

I'll give you a tip champion. The papers peddle in gossip. When someone says they have first hand information, and doesn't reveal the source- that's gossip.

My favourite is "I have it on good authority that...."

The Paul Kent special

 

[davi]

I'll give you a tip champion. The papers peddle in gossip. When someone says they have first hand information, and doesn't reveal the source- that's gossip.

I'm not going to take a tip from you, why would I take a tip from you? You don't post anything worthwhile anyway. You just ignore the main discussion and cherry-pick a few posts for an excuse to have a swipe at me. You have no credibility.

 

[Front-Rower]

He'd pour one beer and then go and the call a press conference to discuss his godlike status as a beer pourer and his dream to one day pour a glass of wine

The next dream is to own a winery that backs on to a brewery which then has a bar next door. Think of the possibilities....

 

[wibble]

My favourite is "I have it on good authority that...."

The Paul Kent special

Benji would be horrified

 

[STORM.99/07]

He'd pour one beer and then go and the call a press conference to discuss his godlike status as a beer pourer and his dream to one day pour a glass of wine

This is gold

 

[STORM.99/07]

Surely hayne`s next dream is to compete in the Comm Games that is being held on the GC next year.
Any ideas on what he could compete in??

 

[wibble]

Surely hayne`s next dream is to compete in the Comm Games that is being held on the GC next year.
Any ideas on what he could compete in??

Backflips...

 

[Lambretta]

The next dream is to own a winery that backs on to a brewery which then has a bar next door. Think of the possibilities....

To be honest, that's every blokes dream surely?

 

[Front-Rower]

To be honest, that's every blokes dream surely?

Yes, apologies I got lost in the moment so to speak...