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John Bateman - worth a look?

muzby

Village Idiot
Staff member
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Patrick is my favourite Bateman.

But John would come pretty close.

It’s a tussle between him, Jason & the bay.
 

Brutalitops

Juniors
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No point. We have had a good roster for years now, aside from the backs. But nobody is going to be able to do it all themselves. I dare say you could throw Thurston in the halves behind our pack and he would still be struggling to spark anything with the lack of direction they are burdened with
 

BLM01

First Grade
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26 years old, one of the best back rowers in the world, tough, a natural leader - nah, what would we do with him?
He would have to earn a place in McD's squad.
Week 1 - Play him in on the wing for his defence
Week 2...Reggies after he stuffed up jumping and catching high balls.
Week 3 - bring him on in the 75th minute from the bench when we are down 42-0 against the Raiders
Week 4 - he requests a release after calling Mary a soft....
Week 5 - we grant that release
Week 6 - We sign John Bateman on 1.6m a year after he accepted the clubs apology.
Week 7 - History repeats.
 
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