Lame jokes

[RHYTHM AND STEALTH]

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegies



Getting the wheelchair in the pot

 

[Red Bear]

An ice cream van ran into a tree this morning

hundreds and thousands were lost...

 

[DB]

Why did the kid fall off a swing?

He had no Arms

 

[Bulldog Force]

That's the point of a lame joke :roll:

 

[Zoidberg]

What bees make milk?

Boobies.

 

[God-King Dean]

Why did the spider crawl up the wall?

Pencil.

 

[MrAnonymous]

How do you get a dog to stop rooting your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off.

 

[Bulldog Force]

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Europe"
"Europe who?"
"No, you're a poo!"

 

[Red Bear]

So Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are out on the town, and Sherlock spots a girl he fancies, uses his best lines and does his thing. Watson notices that she must have a fake ID or something because there is no way she is an adult. His conscience getting the better of him he confonts Holmes and says "I can't allow this to occur Sherlock, I mean she looks like she's in high school."
To which Holmes replies "Elementary, my dear Watson."

 

[Misanthrope]

Three nuns are walking in a darkened alley when a man leaps out from behind a dumpster and flashes them.

The first nun had a stroke.

The second nun had a stroke too.

The third one didn't touch him.

 

[MrAnonymous]

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Europe"
"Europe who?"
"No, you're a poo!"

:|:|

 

[Butto]

What did the kiwi say to the statue

Aww stat you bro

 

[Rhino_NQ]

two sausages are sitting in a frying pan, who goes to the other "geez it's hot in here", the other replies "AHH!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!"

 

[elbusto]

What did the VD germ say as it was about to be run over by a car?

I'm a little gonnorrhea!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

how do you get a baby out of a blender?

nachos

 

[Butto]

What do you call a alligator in a vest.

An investigator.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

whats the hardest thing about licking bald pussy

getting the nappy back on


and ill show myself to the door

 

[WYD]

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?

Watch the blackboard and I'll go through it again.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

blind

 

[thorson1987]

Jesus Rhino