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MKEB...

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Why dont blind people go bunjee jumping?

Scares the hell out of their guidedogs.
 

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A photon walks into a hotel, the manager asks "Would you like me to carry your bags to your room" and he responds "No thanks, I'm travelling light"
 

Red Bear

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I was going to buy Kate and Gerry McCann's book.

Then I thought no, I'll just wait til someone leaves it in a hotel room...
 

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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
 

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It's tough being Israeli, I mean my Israeli friend gets hassled all the time. The other day when she went through customs they asked her "Occupation?" and she had to reply "No, just a holiday!"
 

Red Bear

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What's the difference between a baby and a bag of heroin?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out the window
 
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Stolen from Dawn French.

A nun is having a bath inside the Vatican.
A knock at the door.
"Who is it?"
"Blind man can I come in?"
The nun thinks about it before calling him in.
"Nice tits love, now where do you want the blind?"
 

MKEB...

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How many blowflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two...but I would love to know how the little buggers get in there.
 

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Gorgeous thai chick sat beside me on the train to work.
I was thinking...don't get a hardon don't get a hardon


then she did
 

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks him why the long face.


A grasshopper walks into a bar, the barman says, hey we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, what, you have a drink named Eric?
 

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