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Least favourite TV Commentator

Worst commentator of all time


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Mr Bean

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Now that Brayshaw has been voted out can we have a new poll and vote out the next worst commentator?
 

Bazal

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Slats is bi-polar. He can be reasonably ok, or he can be awful. Chapelli is the strongest sedative known to man and a complete and utter twat to boot.
 

Pete Cash

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I can see why chappell annoys people. he is a real life grandpa simpson talking about onions on hia belt while being a complete arsehole but i like him more than say a taylor who is extremely mediocre.
 

AlwaysGreen

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Slats because he just never goes away. Tv, radio, cricket, football, the merkin is everywhere and shit everywhere. Not funny, not insightful, just a f**king annoying sycophant merkin.
 

hineyrulz

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Slats because he just never goes away. Tv, radio, cricket, football, the merkin is everywhere and shit everywhere. Not funny, not insightful, just a f**king annoying sycophant merkin.
Agreed, that why i hate him the most. Chappell is a boring old merkin but at least he isn't a massive suckhole. Slats is everyones mate and i can't remember the last time he said anything insightful.
 

vvvrulz

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Slats is harmless. Doesnt offer any real insight but at least he doesnt tell stories about when he helped Noah build the ark.

This won't be popular but I tend to agree with this. Slats is a mugging buffoon no doubt but he's as you say harmless, he's just a floater who hangs around without contributing anything useful while simultaneously not pissing me off. Sort of like Agarkar's career.

Heals and Tubbs are capable of much better, when they bother trying they actually read the game pretty well but seem intent on this deliberate idiocy to create comm box "banter". It's ridiculously annoying. Between the two Heals is more immature.

I'd give the top Brayshaw-excluded prize to Chappelli or Warne. The old man's commentary is actually harmful with his bitter senile tirades, especially when Australia is under the pump which has happened a fair bit in the last decade or so.

Warne doesn't even bother hiding is own agendas and resentments, it's appalling any broadcasting station even puts up with him. I see Shastri's on the list there too, he's no different, which is a shame because once upon a time he was India's only articulate voice of the game.
 

AlwaysGreen

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Can't believe Ravi 'tracer bullet' Shastri hasn't got a vote. Ticks all the shit commentator boxes.
States the obvious :heavy_check_mark:
Bias :heavy_check_mark:
Cliche :heavy_check_mark:
Air of superiority :heavy_check_mark:
Hypes up meaningless situations :heavy_check_mark:

Throw in the Indian trait of thinking the ipl is actually something worthwhile and you've got an absolute pedestrian of a commentator.
 

vvvrulz

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Can't believe Ravi 'tracer bullet' Shastri hasn't got a vote. Ticks all the shit commentator boxes.
States the obvious :heavy_check_mark:
Bias :heavy_check_mark:
Cliche :heavy_check_mark:
Air of superiority :heavy_check_mark:
Hypes up meaningless situations :heavy_check_mark:

Throw in the Indian trait of thinking the ipl is actually something worthwhile and you've got an absolute pedestrian of a commentator.

It wasn't always like this, back when India weren't so crash hot Shastri was engaging and generally knew what he was on about, rare for an Indian commentator.

Then over time India started winning things and he essentially became the BCCI's sock puppet, now he can't say anything without it being a pro-Indian crusade. His slamming of Nasser Hussain on air was diabolical.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2011/aug/05/ravi-shastri-india-england
"They are jealous about how the IPL is going. They're jealous about where India is in world cricket. They're jealous about the fact we're world champions."

Nas handled it with class naturally, I don't like the current pommy cricketers but they certainly know how to voice a comm box
 

Bazal

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Can't believe Ravi 'tracer bullet' Shastri hasn't got a vote. Ticks all the shit commentator boxes.
States the obvious :heavy_check_mark:
Bias :heavy_check_mark:
Cliche :heavy_check_mark:
Air of superiority :heavy_check_mark:
Hypes up meaningless situations :heavy_check_mark:

Throw in the Indian trait of thinking the ipl is actually something worthwhile and you've got an absolute pedestrian of a commentator.

Shastri isn't even the worst Indian commentator tbh. He at least understands the game even if he's one eyed as shit. I've never heard him outright call a player a cheat in commentary for example.

Gavaskar is a complete plank
 

vvvrulz

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Gavaskar is a complete plank

The new mob is even worse, Ganguly is tolerable but Agarkar and Laxman are just embarrassing.

I'm glad Sachin is wise enough to keep away from it, Dravid could be an excellent commentator though.
 

Incorrect

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Apparently Grandpa Chappell has a new book coming out. Here are some of the rays of sunshine and insight avaialble in it

HE ranks among Australia’s greatest batsmen and most respected captains but thanks to his brutally honest opinions, Ian Chappell is far from universally loved.

Over his five-decade career as a player and a commentator, Chappell has never been afraid of sharing his thoughts and along the way, he has ruffled more than a few feathers.

In Jeremy Wilshire’s Test of Character: Confessions of Cricket Legends, old wounds are reopened, with Chappell withering in his assessments of the likes of Steve Waugh, Don Bradman and Ian Botham.

CHAPPELL v STEVE WAUGH

Few cricketers command more respect globally than Waugh.

As a captain, he led Australia to 16 straight Test victories, undisputed status as the world’s best team and World Cup glory in 1999. He was seen as one of the game’s toughest players, revered for his no-nonsense attitude and his hard-nosed captaincy.

But that didn’t protect him from Chappell, who accused Waugh of being a selfish cricketer in 1999 when he took over as Australia’s captain.

It was an accusation Waugh found bemusing but one that Chappell still stands by, taking things a step further by labelling Waugh the “most selfish Australian cricketer” he has ever seen. He wasn’t the greatest fan of his captaincy either.

“But the thing I couldn’t abide with Steve was that he was such a selfish cricketer,” Chappell said in Test of Character.

“When he came out and said this was to be his last season, so he could have the grand tour and get all the accolades and all of that s**t, he called Damien Martyn through for a ridiculous run at the Gabba. Damien should have just stayed where he was and Steve would have been run out by miles. Disgraceful. That’s just a minor example but there are many, many examples.

“I shouldn’t say he’s the most selfish cricketer I’ve ever seen because he’s not, but he’s certainly the most selfish Australian cricketer I’ve ever seen.”

Chappell does not give much credence to Waugh’s reliance on psychological and verbal pressure to bring about “mental disintegration”.

“The difference with the modern game is that I keep reading that it’s (sledging) all part of the game – players, umpires, administrators, they all say it. That’s total bulls**t. And what really annoys me is when it’s premeditated,” Chappell said.

“Darren Lehmann says, ‘We’ve got to get under their noses and play aggressive cricket’. Well, the two most aggressive fast bowlers I ever played against, Snow and Roberts, never said one word to me and I never said one word to them.

“But, mate, I knew I was in one hell of a contest! Anything said on the field in my time was heat of the moment – that’s going to happen because you’ve got two teams trying like s**t to win. It’s up to the umpires to step in, or to speak to the captain to sort things out if a fast bowler is off his face. And the umpire should come to me because, as captain, I should know my players and know how to handle them. But this premeditated stuff, Steve Waugh’s ‘mental disintegration’ … it’s total bulls**t.”


CHAPPELL v DON BRADMAN

Bradman and the Chappell family never did get along.

Despite being the greatest batsman in history, Bradman was a divisive figure in the dressing room, repeatedly clashing with Jack Fingleton, Bill O’Reilly and Victor Richardson, who was grandfather of Ian, Greg and Trevor Chappell

A generation later, Chappell clashed heads with the Don himself.

With Australia’s cricketers battling for a pay rise, captain Chappell approached Bradman, who was chairman of the Australian Cricket Board to plead his case. He believed Bradman would be open to his arguments, having himself had a dispute with the cricket board of his time over financial matters.

“Bradman lied to me and the other problem I had with him was that because I came from a cricketing family, I knew his history, in that he’d had problems with the Board and some of those problems were over finance,” Chappell said.

“So, I went to Bradman mistakenly thinking there would be empathy there when I was fighting for better pay and conditions for my players. But it was totally the opposite – it was as though I was asking him to spend his own money.”


CHAPPELL v IAN BOTHAM

Chappell and Botham share a colourful history.

The pair famously clashed in a bar in Melbourne in 1977 and things got physical. How physical is another question, with the two men both providing vastly different accounts of what happened.

According to Botham, he landed a punch on Chappell that knocked him off his chair and into a crowd of footy players before chasing him out of the bar. According to Chappell, he was pushed out of his chair, threatened with a glass and left the bar calmly while his teammates held Botham back.

Thirty-three years later the pair clashed again in a carpark during the fourth Ashes Test at Adelaide Oval in 2010. Going by what Chappell had to say in Test of Character, the animosity between the pair remains as high as ever.

“Botham? I don’t have anything in common with Ian Botham. I thought he was gutless as a cricketer for the little bit that I played against him, of the long-term commentators he’s the worst by so far it doesn’t matter, and I find him a very boring human being,” Chappell said.

“I’ve got no intention of making up with him unless he wants to apologise for making up lies about me. He and the truth have a very distant relationship. I don’t see that one ever repairing; certainly not from my side.”

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...m/news-story/7e6b1567ccd3f3127148fc1adc1c8b4b

Like Chappell's commentary, it seems to be just a re-hash of anecdotes we've all heard a million times before and how things were different when he was captain... Oh, and the part in bold is my favourite where he describes Botham's commentary as 'boring'.... As William Morris Lawry would say, "Dear oh dear".....
 

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