Lets get too know everyone a little better

[Gazzamatta]

I wake each morning and check League Unlimited to see if there are any new rumours. I then get annoyed with all the negativity and put certain members on ignore.
Lunch time I check League Unlimited again but start to feel something is missing in my life.
Evenings I check League Unlimited and realise there has been way too much positivity throughout my day so I take certain members off ignor.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I am 83 years old, 4 ft 7 and collect paper clips.

I also have uncontrollable flatulence.

 

[Gronk]

I am 83 years old, 4 ft 7 and collect paper clips.

I also have uncontrollable flatulence.

I'm 81, yell at clouds and collect paper from bins.

Brother !

 

[yy_cheng]

I live in Iraq, no windows in my house so Save on windex

 

[The EELiminator]

You or your brother???

him AND his brother ;-)

 

[T.S Quint]

You or your brother???

My brother isn't as mild-mannered as me.

 

[strider]

Im 21 trim, muscular and have a gorgeous head of hair. Work as a model part time.

 

[yy_cheng]

Im 21 trim, muscular and have a gorgeous head of hair. Work as a model part time.

What part of the model?

 

[carson]

I only come on here to read the ads....ooh look Air New Zealand sale ends tomorrow...better book now!!!

 

[hybrideel]

Can't really think of anything funny to say
Live on the central coast which is a great place but sucks big ones when i have a 150km round trip to watch the eels play like crap on a regular basis.
Have a screwed left knee due to a failed league comeback at 34.
Have found out the hard way that a bachelors degree means nothing when attempting to break into a new employment field.
Recently became a volunteer firefighter with RFS

 

[SDM]

I hate immigrants, homos and Hindy111

I like foreign food, bumsex and morons.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Played golf once with someone from the SES. He was tearing up the course and about halfway through the round his little buzzer went off. He just ripped it of his belt, threw it in his golf bag and kept playing.

 

[ash411]

Played golf once with someone from the SES. He was tearing up the course and about halfway through the round his little buzzer went off. He just ripped it of his belt, threw it in his golf bag and kept playing.

nice to see he's dedicated.. to... golf...

 

[Jodeci]

Gee this thread is going really well.

 

[Eelogical]

Gee this thread is going really well.

Better than I expected.

 

[Parra Pride]

I'm Batman.

 

[Eelogical]

I started following the Eels in '76. There was nothing like standing on the hill at Cumberland Oval on a sunny winters afternoon watching the boys go round back in the day. These days, I dream of retirement from a lifetime in the automotive industry. I don't get the opportunity to go to games of late but I plan to fix that in 2016. I try to keep fit, I ride a bicycle to work and enjoy weekends away exploring what I think is the best state in Australia. Give me a good country pub, some great beer, food and conversation with friends and I'm happy. I am usually pleasant company and treasure my friendships but I can't stand people on assbook and the likes when I'm in a social environment.

 

[strider]

I'd also like to add that I have just passed 41,000 posts - so clearly I have no life .... well I have more of a life that twizzle - lol

 

[Twizzle]

I am a mechanical consulting engineer and

a surfer
a golfer
a gymer
a swimmer
a walker
a cricketer
a musician
a metalhead
a sports fanatic
and I shag like a porn star


The End.

 

[Eelogical]