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Let's Go Canberra

B.L.L.G

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Gather round boys.

Come closer.

Gather round.

In these past few days i've had the privilage of serving with you fine young gentlemen.

I want you all to know that you're some of the finest human beings on Earth and i wouldn't want to stand beside any one other than you lot.
You all should be proud of yourselves.
Because you make me very proud.

These are great days to be living my fellow friends.
We are all part of some thing big here.
And tomorrow we can prove that.
When you go out there tomorrow remember that you're playing for Canberra.
The A.C.T. Brumbies gave Canberra some thing to be proud of see if you can do the same.

I want you to look at the man beside you and behind you.
Look around you gentlemen.
The man standing beside you is your unit and life support, he depends on you.
He believes in you because i believe in you.

The way it works gentlemen is that you're a Grand Father Clock.
And if one of you fails because you're a broken wire then the system breaks down and when the system breaks down then the Green Machine breaks down.

Be there for your fellow man Canberra.
Don't be like Simon Woolford!
Don't do it on ya own, work as a team.

Tomorrow gentlemen, we travel up to Newcastle, where we will take on the Newcastle Knights.
I won't bullsh*t you gentlemen it's NOT Bwuce stadium so don't expect our regular penaltys.
We'll have to fight tooth an nail and fair an square this time.

I'm well aware that you know, as well as i, that we are home free after this clash on Saturday.
3 straight home games and a by!
I want you to put that aside and concentrate on the job at hand.
A lots at stake here fellas.

So what are we ganna do?

"Get mean."

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! C'MON WHAT ARE WE GANNA DO?"

"GET MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"LOUDER! WE'RE THE GREEN MACHINE REMEMBER!"

"GET MEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh yer, that's better....We're primed and ready now baby...The trap is sprung now baby....It's time to get tuff guys it's not ganna be a cake walk i sh*t you not!"

Now, let's run through that play that we've been discussing lately.

The marker defense will get sloppy towards the end of the 2nd half.
So it goes as such.
Simone Woolford into dumby half.
He passes to Marsha Mc'linden.
He cuts out either Michelle Gaffa or Allana Mog.
Slid in attack.
Double pump to Melanie Robinson.
Try in the corner.

"C'MON FELLA'S LOOK SHARP! NO LOLLY GAGGING! YOU GOTTA BE ON YOUR GAME TOMORROW NIGHT! IT'S LIVE ON FOX 11 AT 7:30PM FOR ALL TO SEE."
 

edabomb

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I hope this response justifies the 5hours you just wasted coming up with that. Canberra by 7!!!!
 

woodgers

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This guy is about as amusing as Ivan Milat. After checking his website he could well be related to him.
 

les norton

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:lol:

all those comments...yet you all continue to read UT's so called "dribble" and post quite inadequate responses. (i will pay woodgers....quite amusing :D )

Keep it coming UT! :D
 

B.L.L.G

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You guys don't get it.

See, what i'm doing is jinxing you.

See, i have this THING, where what ever i touch i turn to crap.

If i back a horse i put the mockers on it.

If i barrack for Newcastle they get beat.

I'm a curse.

So the way i figured.....I come here...i join the Green Machine band wagon YOU LOSE!

So...GO CANBERRA!

Raiders by 8
 

B.L.L.G

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Les Norton ladies & gentlemen.

Don't be fooled Les is a girl.

That's right.
A female of the species.

Don't let that Les name fool you into believing that SHE is a HE.

Hang on...i gotta go look into my bag of tricks to help Can'bwa win tomorrow.

Be right back.
 

thickos

First Grade
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That was as funny as those final stages of the ebola virus when you start to seep blood out of all the pores in your buddy.

Not even creative, let alone funny
 

antonius

Coach
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UT, one of your best champ. Your gaining quite a following in here, they all love ya really, they're just in denial, They were comparing you to Melon yesterday, No comparison really, he's nowhere near your class. Cutting edge stuff. ;-)
 

The Colonel

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les norton said:
:lol:

all those comments...yet you all continue to read UT's so called "dribble" and post quite inadequate responses. (i will pay woodgers....quite amusing :D )

Keep it coming UT! :D

Kenny Nagas had a better comeback then some of these fellas.... :lol:
 

B.L.L.G

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Alright guys, keep it tight.

In case you missed it here's the up close an personal interveiw with Rubin Wicky on why he's jumping ship.

Rubin, you're leaving Canberra to Join the Worriors next year, why?

*Sad music plays*

I wuzz sutting on tha toy'wet one day, tekking a bug brun shet, when i thought to ma'self...Holy Hoth Monsters! I'm a Kay'way....Why am eye playing fa Can'bwa?
My bluud runs into No'zaylan what am eye thinking?
I'm sulling out an going buck home.

Rubin Wicky my dear friends, on why he's jumping ship next year.
 

Steven Gerrard

First Grade
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Ummm Wiki has been in Canberra for nearly half his life. He doesn't speak like that, nor is that how you spell his name. Are you like 10?
 

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