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Life Of Brian Game Thread

soc123_au

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Still waiting on about half the actions. It would be good to get them all before 11.00 & I can do the write up before bed. With a bit of luck people will have something to work with tomorrow & give this game a pulse.
 

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That's my reasoning. Kind of picking it up as I go along. Googled the film so I have a brief idea of the synopsis as well as what characters to look out for. Aside from that it's a bit of a ??? for me.

From what I can tell though. Jesus couldn't die, and Judith was protected. Oh, and someone threw a meta BM's way, but that could've been predicted regardless of the theme.
 

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There is an easy solution, watch the movie. An hour and a half of laughter as an added bonus.

We are pretty close to the end of a very bloody night by the look of things. Still waiting on a few actions that wont affect the results. I will still act on those that I receive before 7.00am.
 

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And whatever you do, do not confuse the People's Front of Judea with the Judean People's Front (my guess for the 2 Mafia factions).
 

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yep, its pretty long.

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Night Two Results

Pontius Pilate roamed around the palace seething that his Centuwion had failed to bring the wrath of Woam onto Jesus. He ordered him back out onto the streets. I Owder you to Kiww a beawded man he screamed. Ever faithful, Centuwion went to work. He spotted his target & gave chase. Unfortunately he spotted a vandal painting graffiti on the castle walls.
Centuwion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Vandal: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centuwion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Vandal: Er, "Romanus" !
Centuwion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Vandal: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centuwion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Vandal: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centuwion: So, "eunt" is...?
Vandal: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centuwion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Vandal's ear]
Vandal: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centuwion: Which is...?
Vandal: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centwrion: How many Romans?
Vandal: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centuwion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Vandal: Dative !
[the Centuwion holds a sword to his throat]
Vandal: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centuwion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Vandal: Er, "Domum" !
Centuwion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Vandal: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

He then tried to find the bearded man, but he was gone.



Splitter is not Dead, he is Splitter JPPF aligned rabble rouser.




Matthias was wandering through the town & was struck by an insane looking man ranting & raving. He couldnt help but stop to listen.

... and the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there will be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

It was all he could stand. He ran the through the town screaming Jehovah! Jehovah! over and over again. The authorities were quick to act as were the women err I mean men of the town. he met a grizzly end.





Fredrick is dead. He was Mattias, Independantly aligned Blaspemer.



Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

And with that Reg & Judith headed off to a stoning. Poor Stan was is tears so Francis stayed to console him. Stan leaned over and gave Francis a hug. Overcome with grief he squeezed the life out of Francis.

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Senses May Be Numbed is dead. He was Francis. Jerusalem aligned PFJ member






The jailer had been given a rare night off from guarding the prisoners. Spending most of his nights down in the dungeons he was a little short on social skills. He spotted Reg and Judith on their way to the stoning & decided he would like to get a look at Judea's most famous "Bush" As he stumbled toward them Judith spotted him & took off. The jailer wasnt fussy & figured Reg would have to do. As the Jailer was about to blindside Reg, Reg heard Stan screaming something is wrong with Francis! Reg took off to see what had happened.

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Reg is not dead. He is Reg Jerusalem aligned PFJ leader.
 
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