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Biggus Dickus also had a thirst for blood, he once again engaged his assassin to do his bidding. The assassin wandered the streets and saw a crowd. He paused to listen.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Brian: Now, f**k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?
Brian: Go with that dark looking chap over there. (pointing to the assassin)
Arthur did as his new lord asked.
Thorson is dead. He was Arthur. Jerusalem aligned Messiah follower
Investigations etc can still be sent in by 7.00am
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Brian: Now, f**k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?
Brian: Go with that dark looking chap over there. (pointing to the assassin)
Arthur did as his new lord asked.

Thorson is dead. He was Arthur. Jerusalem aligned Messiah follower
Investigations etc can still be sent in by 7.00am