Light humor about a crab..

[Shark]

true story ;-)


My mates sister married a Sri Lankin bloke , he started up his own authentic Sri Lankin restuarant here in Sydney called "The Doosra" . We all went along had a great big feed for next to nothing... food was terrific. Only problem was I was up all night chucking.

BOOM-f**king-BOOM!!!

Nice work Carch...

 

[Foz]

I hope I get this right.


The 7 dwarf(s) were stuck down a mine. The mine had collapsed.
A few days went past and snow white was frantic.
All of a sudden she heard a voice yelling "Saints are gunna win the premiership".
Snow White was relieved.
She said " at least Dopey's still alive".

 

[Jimbo]

Has anyone been to the new Jewish/Japanese restaurant in town?

It's called 'Sosumi'

 

[Macca]

:lol: Thats funny.

 

[Bastard Squad]

True bravery: Arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask...

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

 

[sharknows]

An Irishman goes into a bar and asks for 3 guiness's which the barman promptly pours. The Irishmen the proceeds to drink them by having a sip out of each in turn. The barman confused over this strange ritual advises the Irishman that he doesn't mind pouring him one guiness at a time and guarantees that he won't be left waiting with an empty glass.
The Irishman explains that he has 2 brothers in distant parts of the world and at this time each week they each go to a pub and buy 3 guiness and drink them - and in that way thay are having a drink together.
This goes on for weeks until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only 2 guiness and proceeds to drink them in the normal manner. The barman is concerned and fearing the worst asks if one of his brothers has died. To this the Irishman laughs and replies not to worry, both his brothers are OK. The reason I only ordered 2 drinks is because I have given up drinking.......