There are plenty of good characters and sketches but something in particular that cracks me up is the young guy in the tracksuit who has a huge sexual attraction to his mate's grandmother :lol:
Plus I really like Tom Baker's contributions.
"Britain, Britain, Britain. Land of technological achievement! We've had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat. "
"This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. I've always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don't have a pen. "
"When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly. "
"Until a law is passed to imprison fat people, they are free to roam our streets and attend slimmers' clubs like this one... "
"Britain, Britain, Britain! Population: One millions, Number of towns, Nine. Average height, Thirty. Shoe size... But just who are Britain? Over the next eleventeen weeks we aim to find out by following the lives of ordinary British folk. What do they, who is they and why?"
"Britain, Britain, Britain, a bloody lovely place to live. Discovered in 1972, lost in 1974. Then found a few years later hiding under Belgium. But what makes Britain so fan dabby dozey? Why it's the great British public. Ahhh, push it, push it good, ahhh, push it, push it real good!"
"I went to France, I found it far too French. Spain was full of Spaniards and Poland stank of farts. But what makes Britain so moist and fragrant? Why it be the people. Let's visit them now. Pack it up pack it in, let meeee begin."
"And tonights episode of Little Britain was shown as a tribute to Matt Lucas and David Williams, who are sadly still with us. Our thoughts are with their friend and family at this difficult time. Goodbye."
"In Britain, if an old person reaches a hundred they receive a telegram from the Queen. If they reach two hundred, her Majesty comes round to their house and personally gives them a bikini wax."
"Because of the fat people, Britain is slowly sinking into the sea."
"Once a year schools in Britain hold sports days in order to make certain children feel inferior."
"I Love Elections - in fact, I'm having one right now..."
"Britain, Britain, Britain! Here are some facts about Britain that you might not know: Number One: Britain is a country. Number Two: Britain is called Britain. Number Five: Britain!"
"I must go now as I promised my homies we'd chill for a bit, drink some pimp juice and god willing get us some sweet booty."
"Britain, Britain, Britain. I love Britain so much that everyday I sacrifice a child in honor of it. So thank the Lord, who incidentally is British, for the great things he has brought to this land."
"Britain, Britain, Britain. Why would you ever want to leave? Anybody who goes on holiday abroad is a traitor! I bloody love it here! Bloody love it! We produce the best films, the finest cuisines and our dogs are relatively rabies free. And this is all thanks to the peoples of Britain. Let us look at them in this program in which we now look at them now. Boom, boom, shake the room!"
