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LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

LOL@5(c)uFF$ VI: The loser is...


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natheel

Coach
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sing solemnly to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy :
Muzby must be gassed shoom shum shum shum shum
and even Silent Knight shoom shum shum shum shum
hersensesarereallydumbed shoom shum shum shum shum
and so are cliffhangers shoom shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum

Next year we'll win the comp shoom shum shum shum shum
We'll get the BIG21 shoom shum shum shum shum
And lol@everyone shoom shum shum shum shum
especially the lol@souths threads shoom shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum......................no?:cool:

Lol
 

Ozzy

First Grade
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sing solemnly to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy :
Muzby must be gassed shoom shum shum shum shum
and even Silent Knight shoom shum shum shum shum
hersensesarereallydumbed shoom shum shum shum shum
and so are cliffhangers shoom shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum

Next year we'll win the comp shoom shum shum shum shum
We'll get the BIG21 shoom shum shum shum shum
And lol@everyone shoom shum shum shum shum
especially the lol@souths threads shoom shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum
shum shum shum shum......................no?:cool:
:? Translation to English please.
 

Silent Knight

First Grade
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Hey SK, my Chinese staff will be performing at our Christmas bash this year and guess what they're singing? You guessed it ... that's right, your namesake ... I will do my level best to get a pic with a most discrete lol@50ouff$ etched into the backing ppt to add to the collection of eclectic sightings ... no Photoshop required.

Oh, and in reference to your reference of a reference to my name, it is an adaptation from a Robin Williams quote that fits very well with my ex ... she'd been down on everything except the ... well I'm sure you get the gist of it.

You manage to get that done and it's going in my sig. LOL@50uff$
 

gurstar

Juniors
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Let's combine the two excellent contributions from some11 and alexwilliams:

Since LOL@50uff$ won the minor premiership in 1989 (and then backdoored it in the finals), they have achieved the following results:

1990 - 16/16
1991 - 14/16
1992 - 14/16
1993 - 14/16
1994 - 9/16
1995 - 18/20
1996 - 19/20
1997 - 11/12
1998 - 18/20
1999 - 12/17
2000 - dead
2001 - dead
2002 - 14/15 (saved from the spoon by the dogs)
2003 - 15/15
2004 - 15/15
2005 - 13/15
2006 - 15/15
2007 - 7/16
2008 - 14/16
2009 - 10/16
2010 - 9/16
2011 - 10/16

Their mean finishing position over the last 22 years (not counting the two years they didn't even start) is 13/16. That is a remarkable level of ineptitude, considering a salary cap has been in force for the vast majority of that period.

The thing is, I can remember a number of those seasons where there was a great deal of hope among Bunnies fans that the corner was about to be turned. Luckily for them, hope does spring eternal...



does anybody have a list of the coaches for each of these years,and are they still coaching ,i doubt it
 

Silent Knight

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does anybody have a list of the coaches for each of these years,and are they still coaching ,i doubt it

Ok here we go.

Coach Years Games W L D Win %
PIGGINS, George 1986-90 124 63 55 6 50.8
CURRY, Frank 1991-93 66 20 46 - 30.3
MCCARTHY, Robert 1993-94 66 21 44 1 31.8
SHINE, Ken 1994-97 88 22 62 4 25.0
MARTIN, Steve 1998 24 5 19 - 20.8
COLEMAN, Craig 1998-99,2002 72 20 52 - 27.8
LANGMACK, Paul 2003-04 35 5 29 1 14.3 WTTTTTFFFFFF!!!!!
KITINAS, Arthur 2004 13 3 9 1 23.1
MCRAE, Shaun 2005-06 48 12 35 1 25.0
TAYLOR, Jason 2007-09 73 31 41 1 42.5
LANG, John 2010-11 48 22 26 - 45.8

Source: http://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/teams/South_Sydney_Rabbitohs/coaches.html

Interesting to note that the last coach who achieved a winning percentage at Souffs was George Piggins from 1986 until 1990. That's over 20 years ago. And even then he only just hit an above average mark of 50.8%

No wonder they want to raise a statue of the great man. Winning doesn't come easy at Souffs. Good luck Michael Maguire.
 
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Cee 7

Juniors
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Take out Piggins' horrid 1990 season of 2 wins and 20 losses and his average would be approximately 60%.

There has been some dud coaches since then considering that Phil Economidis has a higher winning percentage than Ken Shine, Steve Martin, Craig Coleman, Paul Langmack, Arthur Kitinas and Shaun McCrae.
 

AlwaysGreen

Post Whore
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Coach Years Fate
PIGGINS, George 1986-90 thrown on the scrap heap after rusty bought the club
CURRY, Frank 1991-93 66 20 46 - 30.3 thrown down the stairs by Charlie Saab
MCCARTHY, Robert 1993-94 66 21 44 1 31.8 Punched in the nuts by Craig Field
SHINE, Ken 1994-97 88 22 62 4 25.0 Had his shoe shitted in by Julian O'Neil
MARTIN, Steve 1998 24 5 19 - 20.8 Went on to star in poor Hollywood remakes
COLEMAN, Craig 1998-99,2002 72 20 52 - 27.8 Went on to be Souths elocution coach.
LANGMACK, Paul 2003-04 35 5 29 1 14.3 Made the Rabbletohs hall of fame.
KITINAS, Arthur 2004 13 3 9 1 23.1 Thrown down the stairs by Roy Bell
MCRAE, Shaun 2005-06 48 12 35 1 25.0 Last seen hitchhiking outside historic homebush.
TAYLOR, Jason 2007-09 73 31 41 1 42.5 Thrown down the stairs by Reggie the Rabbit.
LANG, John 2010-11 48 22 26 - 45.8 Last seen in the back of an ambulance on the way to Calmwood Mental Hospital.
 

POPEYE

Coach
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Actually Titanic I'm quite glad you've chosen to join us in the latest installment of LOL@50uff$. You see your name is quite apt and I wish you were with us for Episode IV "We Got This".

Nonetheless, this pic is dedicated to your ongoing contribution to the LOL@50uff$ cause...

tian.png

You without Google Images would be an Arab without oil.

Incidentally, the next time you crawl around in 'images' looking for something to say have a look at 'turnip'
 

Silent Knight

First Grade
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You without Google Images would be an Arab without oil.

Incidentally, the next time you crawl around in 'images' looking for something to say have a look at 'turnip'

You without Bellamy would be a few notches short of a redneck belt. Incidentally the next time you're in the mood for some cryptic storytelling I suggest you line up with your mates down at the pub and have a p***ing on the wall contest to decide who caught the biggest yabbie.

Anyway, I digress. LOL@50uff$
 

muzby

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You without Google Images would be an Arab without oil.

Actually pops, SK hasm't used google images, he's posted a muzby original there..

Early 'muzbies' are currently fetchimg record prices at such prestigeous auction houses as sotherbies, christies and trademe.co.nz..

I hear rusty is quite the collector and has a number of pieces around his nana glen property..
 

Ozzy

First Grade
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Actually pops, SK hasm't used google images, he's posted a muzby original there..

Early 'muzbies' are currently fetchimg record prices at such prestigeous auction houses as sotherbies, christies and trademe.co.nz..

I hear rusty is quite the collector and has a number of pieces around his nana glen property..
Actally he keeps most in his Finger Wharf appartment. We can see them from Garden Island. It looks though that Danielle doesn't llike them. She keeps trying to throw them into the water.
 

AlwaysGreen

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You without Google Images would be an Arab without oil.
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Many Arabs don't have oil, lover. That is why there is such unrest going on in that part of the world. I won't bother calling you a racist redneck whose mindless drivel always seems to drift towards xenophobia because everyone knows that already. And I won't mention the horrendous grammatical errors of your ignorant analogy. I will suggest my own analogy

"You without google images would be (sic) an rabbletoh supporter without delusion"

Lol@50uffs and FOQPopeye
 

POPEYE

Coach
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Many Arabs don't have oil, lover. That is why there is such unrest going on in that part of the world. I won't bother calling you a racist redneck whose mindless drivel always seems to drift towards xenophobia because everyone knows that already. And I won't mention the horrendous grammatical errors of your ignorant analogy. I will suggest my own analogy

"You without google images would be (sic) an rabbletoh supporter without delusion"

Lol@50uffs and FOQPopeye

Blow me down . . . I've got you into hysterics again. All it took this time was grammar.

C'mon guys, get real. This is not a woodworking forum where people are genuinely interested in swapping ideas . . . not this part of it at least.

You rednecks have seen to it long ago that anyone really interested in the game sticks to the club forums.

Maybe you actually believe all the people that don't post in General Discussion are content to just listen to rednecks.

You're all so far up yourselves that you actually believe that anything I say is serious. You do that because you refuse to believe you have little to add.

All the people in this part of the forum that are not rednecks choose to ignore the ones that are but the main reason I'm here is to wind you up.

If I ever want to reply to a genuine post in a genuine way I'm sure the person I'm replying to will know. It may happen once in a while but you'll miss it.

Believe me when I say that any discussion I instigate in this part of this forum is just taking the piss.

And sure I'm racist . . . any country that subjugates women will always be backward
 

AlwaysGreen

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Blow me down . . . I've got you into hysterics again. All it took this time was grammar.
C'mon guys, get real. This is not a woodworking forum where people are genuinely interested in swapping ideas . . . not this part of it at least.
You rednecks have seen to it long ago that anyone really interested in the game sticks to the club forums.
Maybe you actually believe all the people that don't post in General Discussion are content to just listen to rednecks.
You're all so far up yourselves that you actually believe that anything I say is serious. You do that because you refuse to believe you have little to add.
All the people in this part of the forum that are not rednecks choose to ignore the ones that are but the main reason I'm here is to wind you up.
If I ever want to reply to a genuine post in a genuine way I'm sure the person I'm replying to will know. It may happen once in a while but you'll miss it.
Believe me when I say that any discussion I instigate in this part of this forum is just taking the piss.
And sure I'm racist . . . any country that subjugates women will always be backward

The old fishing fallback.
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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The old fishing fallback.

INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Yabbies are good bait.

The Cootamundra wall pissing champion told me so.

And here's a definition of xenophobia:

People who don't love Bellamy the way POPEYE does.

Back on topic: LOL@50uFF$!
 
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POPEYE

Coach
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You without Bellamy would be a few notches short of a redneck belt. Incidentally the next time you're in the mood for some cryptic storytelling I suggest you line up with your mates down at the pub and have a p***ing on the wall contest to decide who caught the biggest yabbie.

Anyway, I digress. LOL@50uff$

When AG takes you surfing try not to stray out of your depth . . . he can't look after you if he's too busy walking around in his own footprints
 
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