LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[the dude]

Why do you guys need to lol@souths? I thought your performance tonight was funny enough.

 

[muzby]

yes, tonight was very souffs like by the dragons..

however it's one day..

and we're comparing that to 41 years of hilarity from souffs..

so that's the eqivalent of 0.00007% of a lol@souffs..

barely a rounding error...

 

[muzby]

oh yes, and thought of another potential title for the 6th lol@souffs thread..


lol@souffs VII - whoops, we've gone early again..

 

[Mr Blonde]

oh yes, and thought of another potential title for the 6th lol@souffs thread..


lol@souffs VII - whoops, we've gone early again..

FAIL
We really don't want to hear about your sexual performance Muzby, let alone be told about it daily.

 

[Nemesis]

Lol@meltdown nemiwinks

The only meltdown was by your team of f**king gutless spastics last night.
LOL@RGONADS LOL@DeadV

 

[Nemesis]

Quote this nemiwinks:

lol@50uff$

Quote this RGONAD: LOL@DeadV. Can't wait to grind your shit team of homos into the brokeback stadium turf again.

 

[gronkathon]

Meltdown 2 Electric Boogaloo

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Meltdown 2 Electric Boogaloo

I likeee very much.

 

[muzby]

souffs centre of excellence..

guaranteed to produce uneven biceps..

 

[muzby]

yep, found the reason why the dragons played so crap last night..


thanks, john sutton..

 

[Tom Shines]

I do like the sound of LOL@5(c)uff$ VI: A better 6 than Sutton.

 

[Mr Blonde]

I do like the sound of LOL@TomShines: LU's bigge$$tc0(ksucker!

 

[muzby]

I do like the sound of LOL@TomShines: LU's bigge$$tc0(ksucker!

given that the various derivatives of 'souths' have a story behind them (for your reference here they are):

souffs - how 'souths' sounds when you have no teeth
50uffs - because souffs would consistently get 50 points put on them..
souff$ - because of rusty's cash
5(c)uffs - because they chose to have 5 captains..


based on this, can you please explain to the rest of society exactly why you chose those symbols & spellings for that particular name..

cause even your own team are unamused at your attempted humour.. or insult..

 

[Ron's_Mate]

given that the various derivatives of 'souths' have a story behind them (for your reference here they are):

souffs - how 'souths' sounds when you have no teeth
50uffs - because souffs would consistently get 50 points put on them..
souff$ - because of rusty's cash
5(c)uffs - because they chose to have 5 captains..

I'm wondering when that "u" is going to go ... Likewise the "ff" although that did get a run as 44 after the recent loss to the Warriors. Time will tell.

 

[juanfarkall]

Just watched one of Dunniesman's teams get held to a draw by the might of Norwich and noticed a banner in the stands.
Apparently in a reference to a Dutch bloke who falls over instead of kicking the ball the banner read "He scores when he wants".
If a banner for Sutton was created would it read "He tries when he wants".
Another could be "He eats what/when he wants" but that might create confusion amongst Coaltwain, BigGame and Richo.
Similarly there could be "He washes when he wants" but that would likely create argument between Old Man Galeforce, Big Country and Gandalf ... no ???

LOL@5(c)uff$

 

[Jason Maher]

So I take it whichever option comes 9th in the poll becomes the next thread title?

By the by, does the lol@souffs forum co-ordinate sending the next idiot into this thread to perpetuate the LOLs?

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Just watched one of Dunniesman's teams get held to a draw by the might of Norwich and noticed a banner in the stands.
Apparently in a reference to a Dutch bloke who falls over instead of kicking the ball the banner read "He scores when he wants".
If a banner for Sutton was created would it read "He tries when he wants".
Another could be "He eats what/when he wants" but that might create confusion amongst Coaltwain, BigGame and Richo.
Similarly there could be "He washes when he wants" but that would likely create argument between Old Man Galeforce, Big Country and Gandalf ... no ???

LOL@5(c)uff$

I like the sound of ... He LOLs when he wants

 

[Mr Blonde]

given that the various derivatives of 'souths' have a story behind them (for your reference here they are):

souffs - how 'souths' sounds when you have no teeth
50uffs - because souffs would consistently get 50 points put on them..
souff$ - because of rusty's cash
5(c)uffs - because they chose to have 5 captains..


based on this, can you please explain to the rest of society exactly why you chose those symbols & spellings for that particular name..

You've really put me in a tight spot here Muzby. I'm not really sure what the symbols meant at the time of posting. I'm sure they had relevance, but I've had a few discussions on various topics since posting, so it has escaped me.

Since the internet (especially this thread) is serious business though, I will hazard a guess. The $$ signs are likely referencing that Tom Shines seems like a male whore that would likely pay good money to gain 'friendship' on internet forums.

The other symbols, I believe, are just me being not sure about what words are acceptable on this forum.. The lines are rather blurred.

I obviously struggled to come up with symbols about how pathetic St Merge have become.

I hope that my answer is acceptable Master Muzby.

I'm just like Tom $hines in a way.. I just want to be loved :hg:

 

[muzby]

The $$ signs are likely referencing that Tom Shines seems like a male whore that would likely pay good money to gain 'friendship' on internet forums.

isn't the entire premise of a whore that they are the ones who get paid... not the ones who pay other people??


either that, or you're being ripped off by your whore...

 

[Mr Blonde]

isn't the entire premise of a whore that they are the ones who get paid... not the ones who pay other people??


either that, or you're being ripped off by your whore...

Damn!! My bad!

I should have said accept good money. You know what I meant sexy. Your boy Shines is a whore & much better suited to a merged team like yours. :lol: